Ohhhh Alexxxxxxx if only you could see how much everyone hates you,
If only you knew how much I would hurt you before I could kill you,
I'd take a pitch fork a stabb you in the throat,
i'd take my 24 incher and **** you like a goat,

Ohhhh ohhh ohhh Alexxxxx
You've got the name of a mannnnn
When you were born you should of just been called Stannnnn
But Alexxxxxx ohhhhhh Alexxxxxx

We all ****ing hate you
(hardcore part)
na na na na we ****ing hate you, oh yeah we ****ing hate you
na na na na we ****ing hate youuuuu

You're like a N1gg0r but you smell worse,
And I don't write songs but I will pay you out in this verse,
I will put racial and ethnic slurs out there,
but if only you could see how much your family didn't care,
When you were conceived in the back of a paddy wagon,
when I stuck in my monsterous dragon,
and spat acid allll into your mummmmmmmm,
then went double penetration with joellll in her bummmmmmm....
You're gunna get me banned with a name like that!
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t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

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t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
sweet. reported*
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you truly are a prince of men

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I get naked FOR my dog.
*to the tune of Toxic by Britteny Spears.*
I have no opinion on this matter.
damn, *reported like no tomorrow*

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett


Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.