#2
Oh dear...
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#3
surprisingly enough, not but a week ago I met a friend of a friend who had a tape worm and he said it's the best friend he has ever had. He said he eats all the time
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#5
Tapeworms ftw

"Easy to swallow"

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#6
"A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping through the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. Retaliation..."


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#7
Surely the tapeworms get fat too! I suppose the bad part is when the tapeworms come out the other side. Eugh!
#9
yay for being fat AND so lazy you need a tapeworm lol
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#14
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Yeah, tapeworms are painful... you're better off buying a corset or something.

Just like Zapp Brannegan. (a girdle btw)
#15
Corsets also damage your health.
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#16
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Corsets also damage your health.


You scots sure know alot about corsets and skirts.
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#19
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You scots sure know alot about corsets and skirts.



Corsets and kilts*

Ignorance of my culture is unacceptable.
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#20
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Lies! I say bring back the use of corsets as a MANDATORY clothing item!

And swaddling for children!



I'd love to wear a corset!
#21
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Corsets and kilts*

Ignorance of my culture is unacceptable.


Call it what you like, it's still a skirt.
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#23
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Call it what you like, it's still a skirt.



But it's thicker...

It's a man's skirt
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#26
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The sporran and dagger makes it manly (this is mainly backing you up as a fellow kilt wearer for my own delusion that I'm still manly )

The socks however...


Why would you wear a kilt in Chester?



Most of the sighn dubh are plastic nowadays.
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#27
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Why would you wear a kilt in Chester?



Most of the sighn dubh are plastic nowadays.


I'm from MacSween stock, our kilt is f*cking awesome. Wore one to my Uncle's wedding. I wish I could afford one as opposed tro hiring it It's £900 for the whole thing.
#28
LOL. I bet that would work.
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#29
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The problem arises when the tape worm dies several meters long and has to come out your arse.


That's a problem?
Now it's 1984
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#30
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I'm from MacSween stock, our kilt is f*cking awesome. Wore one to my Uncle's wedding. I wish I could afford one as opposed tro hiring it It's £900 for the whole thing.



I don't know anything about the clans. I mean, except that the (I think its Mcdonald) clan leader is the most English, pompous person I've ever seen (he was on Tv once).


Though, is it a downer to consider that your kilt was probably invented by the Victorians?
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#31
From tapeworms to Scottish heritage and feudal systems.

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#35
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The problem arises when the tape worm dies several meters long and has to come out your arse.


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#37
the reason America is fat is because everyone does those stupid weightloss things on TV, even though they dont work.
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