#1
Alright so here's the deal. im sitting at home (by myself) just doing some guitar practice. All of a sudden the phone rings and it's this italian bloke abusing the sh*t of me, saying that im a sick c*nt for touching his woman on sunday (i was at home with 3 mates all day sunday so clearly not me) and that he knows where i live and he's going to come beat the **** out of me. He blocked his caller ID so i cant ring him back and find out who it was. Just thought it was strange and im the slightest bit edgy right about now, but that's alright, ive got my trusty cricket bat to stem the tide of this italian invasion.

So any one else had this happen to them?
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#4
Haha i f*ckin hope not. I dont think my cricket bat will get me through the mob squad.
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#6
Did he actually know who you were?

It's probably a prank.

If it isn't hes got the wrong number. Fun!
#8
Sounds like a pu$$y, if he were serious he'd already have been round.

Best defence is a good offence so get out there and attack some random italians
#9
It was probably just a prank phone call, Forget about it!..........see what i did there
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probably a prank, but i'd still lock my doors if i was you lol
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#12
haha yeah i know its a prank and everything, or he's just simply got the wrong number. He never said my name or where i lived so i doubt he was telling the truth. Still just got me thinking a bit too much though.

Bendybaws i loved your idea though, sounds very appealing, even if no one rang me. (not racist).
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[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Yeah, forgetaboutit. Remember to look suprised when a car pulls over next to you, and two guys in suits step out and say:
"Mr. Salieri sends his regards." [*insert gun sounds here*]
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(i was at home with 3 mates all day sunday so clearly not me)

Maybe one of your mates was "his woman"?

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#17
Maybe you broke Omerta.

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So can bones"

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#18
Maybe one of your mates was "his woman"?


ha ha f*cking epic mate.

You win my good man, i dont care if i do get italian slaughtered tonight, at least i'll die laughing my arse off.
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#19
Man, just tell him you'll touch whoever you want and if he wants to do something about it he better come and kick your ass.

And since he's obviously got the wrong number it's not your problem anymore.
#21
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It was probably just a prank phone call, Forget about it!..........see what i did there


haha well done.

yeah dude don't worry about it. unless you're a weak pussy, then keep a knife with you at all times.
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#22
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Alright so here's the deal. im sitting at home (by myself) just doing some guitar practice. All of a sudden the phone rings and it's this italian bloke abusing the sh*t of me, saying that im a sick c*nt for touching his woman on sunday (i was at home with 3 mates all day sunday so clearly not me) and that he knows where i live and he's going to come beat the **** out of me. He blocked his caller ID so i cant ring him back and find out who it was. Just thought it was strange and im the slightest bit edgy right about now, but that's alright, ive got my trusty cricket bat to stem the tide of this italian invasion.

So any one else had this happen to them?


A prank? Online soundboards? Wrong Number even? I really wouldnt worry about it.
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