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#1
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I actually have the answer to this but I want to hear what you have to say...
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I actually have the answer to this but I want to hear what you have to say...


The answer is yes, he could chuck wood. END THREAD.
....You fail.
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#4
I ****ing hate you.
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#5
Please, enlighten us.
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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

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#10
That's not our concern right now. The real question is, would chuckwood chuck wood if he could chuck wood like chuck(norris) would? No, chuckwood would not chuck wood because chuck does not chuck wood.
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This thread is as useless as queefing.
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE?!


Dude. Pit.

How are you guys not getting this?

But, to answer the TS's question;

... That's what she said!
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I know. I just had an urge to say "queef". =]


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#18
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wood chucks dont chuck wood


Exactly. The phrase is "If a woodchuck COULD chuck wood"

Therefore, the Woochuck cannot chuck wood.

Also. <Insert mandatory picture of a certain popular Fruit here>
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#19
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?


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#21
The real question is "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris?"
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#22
when is he going to tell us the answer?
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#23
Frickin' woodchuck sure as hell ain't gonna chuck on mah wood

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Frickin' woodchuck sure as hell ain't gonna chuck on mah wood


i'll chuck your wood baby <3
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i'll chuck your wood baby <3

As long as you ain't that damn woodchuck

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#26
A two gallon bucket, then it gets tired and quits
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#28
OK folks - here you go...

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?


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#31
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OK folks - here you go...

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck!


This thread was funny untill you failboated it with that answer




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#32
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That's not our concern right now. The real question is, would chuckwood chuck wood if he could chuck wood like chuck(norris) would? No, chuckwood would not chuck wood because chuck does not chuck wood.


definately sig worthy lol.

+infinity for the chuck norris reference.
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Whats a woodchuck?


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#36
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4.87 square metres

WRONG! You must have made some mis-calculations!

4.91 square metres is what you mean :O
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#37
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As long as you ain't that damn woodchuck

What have you got against woodchucks?

What IS a woodchuck?....?
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#39
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What have you got against woodchucks?

What IS a woodchuck?....?

1. Coming into our country and raping our women and stealing our children, that's what I've got against dem danged woodchucks.

2. See post #35.

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#40
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1. Coming into our country and raping our women and stealing our children, that's what I've got against dem danged woodchucks.

2. See post #35.

You're thinking of the Scottish.
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