#1
hey..

Who beats whom - the great game

Rules:

Post a musician that beats the one from the user above you and say WHY.

Example:

User 1: [...] Kirk Hammett.

User 2: John Petrucci beats Kirk Hammett. He plays 20.000 notes in a second so Kirk dies immediately.

All right?


Let me start with someone unpopular here....

50 Cent
#3
ted nugent. ted likes to shoot things and 50 cent apparently likes to get shot since he says it's happened to him so much.


prince
#4
Quote by vantage4
ted nugent. ted likes to shoot things and 50 cent apparently likes to get shot since he says it's happened to him so much.


prince


Prince gets owned by that spiky ass guitar he has.

Angus Young
#5
Leadbelly. Gets imprisoned for murder, while in prison he gets stabbed in the neck but pulls the knife out and goes crazy, gets a pardon for being so damned good at music. Whoever is above, Leadbelly beats 'em.
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#6
Quote by RosT3n
then im "killing" this thread with the final unbeatable...
jonny greenwood from radiohead, because he can play a lot of instruments, compose for radiohead and other things like orchestras and movie soundtracks, he does amazing things with his guitar, unique playing style and he rocks, and this maybe jsut half of his brialliance, greatest ever!


Matt Bellamy. For making the same music as Radiohead, only without the massive suck-factor involved.
#7
Search Bar beats them all
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#8
chuck norris roundhousekicks everybody and the thread is finished...
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Gibson Les Paul Studio Faded
Vox AD30VT
#9
am not making fun of hendrix the threads over
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#11
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Jimi Hendrix beats jonny greenwood, because he pioneered rock and was one of the first people to use distortion and wah. SO THERE. RADIO HEAD SUCK



James Hetfield plays a song from their upcoming album so Hendrix gives up immediately.
#12
Tiny Tim prances around him with his ukulele causing his head to explode.

Buckethead.
#14
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Jimi Hendrix beats jonny greenwood, because he pioneered rock and was one of the first people to use distortion and wah. SO THERE. RADIO HEAD SUCK

Chuck D beats Hendrix for pioneering one of the most popular genres of modern music, and still being better than all the groups he's influenced.\

EDIT: ****, nevermind.
two and a half men.
#15
Quote by akaDan
Buckethead is ****ing weird so Pete Wentz insta-wins.

John Petrucci beats Pete Wentz. He plays 20.000 notes in a second so Pete dies immediately.

#17
Dave Mustaine vs James Hetfield.

Oh Dave just musically pwned James and gave him a falcon punch!
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#18
Dave Mustaine is attacked by one of Buckethead's many chickens.


Jani Liimatainen (Guitarist for Sonata Arctica)
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
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For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#19
Quote by silhouettica
Dave Mustaine is attacked by one of Buckethead's many chickens.


Jani Liimatainen (Guitarist for Sonata Arctica)



Alexi Laiho pwns Jani because his name is shorter and more understandable.
hue
#20
Quote by sock_demon
Alexi Laiho pwns Jani because his name is shorter and more understandable.



Alexi owns himself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=109x5CawseM


So his keyboard player Janne Viljami is the winner.
#25
Count Grishnack shows up and ****ing murders everyone.
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#26
Steven Seagal murders Grishnack with his br00tal thumbpicking from hell. And also Kung Fu.
#27
kerry king completely destroys everyone with the nails on his left arm
BE HAPPY

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#28
Zakk Wylde pwns kerry king cos he has hair
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#29
Gus G. pwns Zakk Wylde because he is a stud.

>.>

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I don't mean that in a gay way! Perverts.....
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