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Im a good boy really but I had an idea.

If you wanted to cause as much carnage, death, and destruction ever... What would stop a group of people attacking Heathrow airport in the following fashion.

I havent thought much about it but Im sure the logistics wouldnt be too hard to carry out.

I was driving up the M4 and realised that Heathrow is an open target for anyone who wishes to blow planes out of the sky since well... The flight paths are all over it.

I realised all I would need is 8 Jeeps. In those 6 Jeeps, there would be 5 people. 4 of them armed with RPG's and one as the designated driver. 4 Jeeps drive west-bound down the M4 whilst another 4 drive east-bound and stop at the same spot blocking all 6 lanes and both the hard shoulders right near Heathrow. You couldnt get near Heathrow but you could damn well get close enough to start blowing planes out of the sky.

And since you would block all the traffic, you could, if you really wanted to... Start blowing cars away too.

Carnage.

... Obviously you would die but your objective would be completed.

Now Im in no way condoning terrorism and nor am I an advocate of it, but it got me thinking... If someone was dedicated enough, they could pull this off. It got me feeling very vulnerable because really, there are a lot of exposed areas we could be attacked from...

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4 of them armed with RPG's and one as the designated driver.
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....an RPG? not the most accurate of weapons to choose from...


Yea well they are low flying aircraft... And I wasnt thinking too much into it but the possibility still holds. Some nutjobs could pull something like this off..

In fact.. I aint flying for a while..

Paranoia!
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#7
Yes, in my one week in England, I've seen so many loopholes in security that it drove me mad.

There are also a couple of ways to make this attack of yours much much more effective, without much effort.

But I recommend everyone in this forum to never give the terrorists ideas.
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Im a good boy really but I had an idea.

If you wanted to cause as much carnage, death, and destruction ever... What would stop a group of people attacking Heathrow airport in the following fashion.

I havent thought much about it but Im sure the logistics wouldnt be too hard to carry out.

I was driving up the M4 and realised that Heathrow is an open target for anyone who wishes to blow planes out of the sky since well... The flight paths are all over it.

I realised all I would need is 8 Jeeps. In those 6 Jeeps, there would be 5 people. 4 of them armed with RPG's and one as the designated driver. 4 Jeeps drive west-bound down the M4 whilst another 4 drive east-bound and stop at the same spot blocking all 6 lanes and both the hard shoulders right near Heathrow. You couldnt get near Heathrow but you could damn well get close enough to start blowing planes out of the sky.

And since you would block all the traffic, you could, if you really wanted to... Start blowing cars away too.

Carnage.

... Obviously you would die but your objective would be completed.

Now Im in no way condoning terrorism and nor am I an advocate of it, but it got me thinking... If someone was dedicated enough, they could pull this off. It got me feeling very vulnerable because really, there are a lot of exposed areas we could be attacked from...

Im really, really bored and procratinating about my lab scripts. Im writing them, but I need a break


errr thats gonna be both expensive and illegal, too hard
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sooooo..... are u recruiting?
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sooooo..... are u recruiting?


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No...

Im no terrorist..

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a RPG isn't exactly the easiest thing in the world to get


Doesnt mattter, the fact is its doable...

I need to get back to my work and stop thinking about these things... Otherwise I ll become an even more nervous wreck.
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#12
Ok, if you were a terrorist, think of your motivation to be more of terrifying people rather than actually body count. If you want to scare people attack them in a public place where they feel safe, like a mall or someplace public that people frequent, blow the whole thing sky high. It'll cause a whole lot more panic.

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#13
You must have too much time, or you're being lazy, but it does make you think how vulnerable we really are.
#14
Name a terrorist attack in the US after 9/11.

None. Its been 7 years. Terrorists are not what you need to be afraid of, but rather the people that are cultivating the fear for their own gain.
We're only strays.
#16
and now terrorists can get online and google "terrorism idea lol" and get linked right to this page.

lol, internet!
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#17
This would never happen, you haven't taken into account the terrible traffic on the M4 near Heathrow, the fact that most planes are now grounded and delayed, and that MI5 will probably have a contingency plan for this.
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errr thats gonna be both expensive and illegal, too hard


Because terrorism would be legal...
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This would never happen, you haven't taken into account the terrible traffic on the M4 near Heathrow, the fact that most planes are now grounded and delayed, and that MI5 will probably have a contingency plan for this.



.... Not when I was driving down it. It depends on what time. True if you were to hit at it s busiest times, you would be stuck in traffic...
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I realised all I would need is 8 Jeeps. In those 6 Jeeps, there would be 5 people.


Uh oh, I spot a problem.

What happened to the other two jeeps?
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Uh oh, I spot a problem.

What happened to the other two jeeps?

1/0

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#24
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Because terrorism would be legal...

what i mean is, there gonna be hard to get, you can't just walk down to the corner shop and get one...........................although
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errr thats gonna be both expensive and illegal, too hard

When was terrorism ever legal?
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this post is bull **** close it i hope you die brutally you retard
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I realised all I would need is 8 Jeeps. In those 6 Jeeps, there would be 5 people. 4 of them armed with RPG's and one as the designated driver. 4 Jeeps drive west-bound down the M4 whilst another 4 drive east-bound and stop at the same spot blocking all 6 lanes and both the hard shoulders right near Heathrow. You couldnt get near Heathrow but you could damn well get close enough to start blowing planes out of the sky.



Well, I wouldn't work with you, your Jeep numbers are changing all over the place.
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#28
Lol...uhh this aint on the FAQ specifically but im pretty sure this thread is gonna get u banned...something about suggesting a terrorist attack...


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#29
If your going for RPGs you should make sure they aren't turn based considering there's going to be more of them and they'll have better weapons.
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Uh oh, I spot a problem.

What happened to the other two jeeps?


Typos.... Gotta love em.

And this isnt exactly the most thought out plan... Its not like I want to see this carried through.

I was just stating how something could go down and damn... Planes take off and land a lot (I havent counted. Its not like I staked out Heathrow.. "Oh 7 planes per second take off and land... each plane has 150 ppl therefore death toll is.."... Im not that dedicated) and to hit heathrow.. would cause devastation.
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Name a terrorist attack in the US after 9/11.

None. Its been 7 years. Terrorists are not what you need to be afraid of, but rather the people that are cultivating the fear for their own gain.


TS is talking about the UK, and a hypothetical situation.

Where do terrorist attacks in the US come into it?
#33
I feel so odd when I get annoyed that Terrorists don't target the airport during an alert, where there are all the 1000s of grounded people...
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#34
How about you post once you have bought the 8 Jeeps along with the 24 RPGs, and have found 30 people willing to do it. Untill then you can content yourself with Vice City.
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TS is talking about the UK, and a hypothetical situation.

Where do terrorist attacks in the US come into it?


Like I said, I would never condone terrorist attacks. I am speaking about a hypothetical situation.

How could someone plan to prevent such a thing? There is little to no security driving to the airport.. Only around the immediate airport itself.
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#37
What is wrong with you?

Edit: As long as this is hypothetical, it's still a tad wierd to think about, but just, you know, don't do it.

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#38
Ok, include the UK and Spain then. Its still out of balance with the level of fear people are maintaining. I don't want to hijack the post so I'll leave it at that.
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#39
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Name a terrorist attack in the US after 9/11.

None. Its been 7 years. Terrorists are not what you need to be afraid of, but rather the people that are cultivating the fear for their own gain.



Heathrow is an airport in England. It has nothing to do with America.

Name a terrorist attack after 9/11?

Ok, how about when some people strapped bombs to themselves and blew up several trains filled with people on the London Underground?


And Guitardude, it's like I've told you in our murder conversations that go a bit too far...

You know too muuuch! >.> <.<

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Yes, in my one week in England, I've seen so many loopholes in security that it drove me mad.



Mate, try living here! There's nothing to stop more bombs on the trains, no changes in security at all =/

I fly out of heathrow quite often, you'd be suprised how often people just wonder off from their posts. This whole country is a disaster waiting to happen.
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