Poll: age of first fap?
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9 8%
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0 0%
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15 14%
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18 16%
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36 32%
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25 23%
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3 3%
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2 2%
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3 3%
Voters: 111.
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#1
people might have done this before, but ive been wondering how the pit will react to this. what age was your first fappage sesh?
#4
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#10
hahhahahaha

i remember being real young and not knowin how to do it.. i ended up peein a lil bit on the floor and was like "was that it?" .. then years later i saw my first porno and by the end o the movie i had figured it out.
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#11
Quote by tr00 punx 666
comon its just for fun dont be a dick about it



Explain to me the fun of sharing our memories of when we first plunged into manhood with a gooey goodness?
#13
Well first Me and my friends had a sleep over when i was about 12 and half if I'm not mistaken. Anyways, we started to watch girs gone wild snoop dogg editon.
not the real video,the show thats like a commercial, so there was no nudity, .But my other friend (theres 3 of us) he ask me and the other friend if we have ever "jacked off" and we were like "what is that" and he said " ok i gotta show you then"


This then preceded to us blindfolding each other and wacking each other off till the first one "came to forwishing" if you know what i mean.


Now that i think about, it was really gay. but we were just experimenting.
#15
Quote by Guitar_Obsessed
Explain to me the fun of sharing our memories of when we first plunged into manhood with a gooey goodness?



because everyone does it and its nothing to be embarrassed/ashamed of..

part of life buddy.

in fact im fapping right now
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#17
Quote by tr00 punx 666
people might have done this before, but ive been wondering how the pit will react to this. what age was your first fappage sesh?


You dumbf*ck! You have to be british I don't know of any other people that would call it a "fap"
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#18
Quote by Early Cuyler
because everyone does it and its nothing to be embarrassed/ashamed of..

part of life buddy.

in fact im fapping right now



Charming....

Yeah but its not a convosation starter really is it.
#19
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I think this thread is a bit unnecessary...although i voted
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#21
Quote by tr00 punx 666
Well first Me and my friends had a sleep over when i was about 12 and half if I'm not mistaken. Anyways, we started to watch girs gone wild snoop dogg editon.
not the real video,the show thats like a commercial, so there was no nudity, .But my other friend (theres 3 of us) he ask me and the other friend if we have ever "jacked off" and we were like "what is that" and he said " ok i gotta show you then"


This then preceded to us blindfolding each other and wacking each other off till the first one "came to forwishing" if you know what i mean.


Now that i think about, it was really gay. but we were just experimenting.


...
#22
Damn, everyone needs to stop geekin out. This is the pit for christ sake...I've seen much worse here.

oh, and 10 or 11, I can't remember. I voted 10 though.
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#23
Quote by tr00 punx 666
Well first Me and my friends had a sleep over when i was about 12 and half if I'm not mistaken. Anyways, we started to watch girs gone wild snoop dogg editon.
not the real video,the show thats like a commercial, so there was no nudity, .But my other friend (theres 3 of us) he ask me and the other friend if we have ever "jacked off" and we were like "what is that" and he said " ok i gotta show you then"


This then preceded to us blindfolding each other and wacking each other off till the first one "came to forwishing" if you know what i mean.


Now that i think about, it was really gay. but we were just experimenting.


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#26
Quote by SG6578
You dumbf*ck! You have to be british I don't know of any other people that would call it a "fap"


I'm English, the only place I've ever heard/seen the word fap is on UG.

If you want to know what the actual British common term is, it's wank.
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#27
Quote by tr00 punx 666
Well first Me and my friends had a sleep over when i was about 12 and half if I'm not mistaken. Anyways, we started to watch girs gone wild snoop dogg editon.
not the real video,the show thats like a commercial, so there was no nudity, .But my other friend (theres 3 of us) he ask me and the other friend if we have ever "jacked off" and we were like "what is that" and he said " ok i gotta show you then"


This then preceded to us blindfolding each other and wacking each other off till the first one "came to forwishing" if you know what i mean.


Now that i think about, it was really gay. but we were just experimenting.


kidding...
not kidding...
#28
Quote by mattyp90
I'm English, the only place I've ever heard/seen the word fap is on UG.

If you want to know what the actual British common term is, it's wank.



Also add 'A jolly good' on the front to make sure its british
#29
Quote by Guitar_Obsessed
Charming....

Yeah but its not a convosation starter really is it.



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#33
Quote by tr00 punx 666
ill admit it was kind of gay, but we were just experimenting



holy hell....

you need to admit that thats full blown gay..

and your buddy who "showed you" is the biggest fag of them all..


thats the funniest thing ive ever heard though.
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#34
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OMG1!!!11! Really? Am i in teh pit?

I know where i am you monk.



awesome



also i found this which I thought was funny

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#36
Quote by tr00 punx 666
Well first Me and my friends had a sleep over when i was about 12 and half if I'm not mistaken. Anyways, we started to watch girs gone wild snoop dogg editon.
not the real video,the show thats like a commercial, so there was no nudity, .But my other friend (theres 3 of us) he ask me and the other friend if we have ever "jacked off" and we were like "what is that" and he said " ok i gotta show you then"


This then preceded to us blindfolding each other and wacking each other off till the first one "came to forwishing" if you know what i mean.


Now that i think about, it was really gay. but we were just experimenting.

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#40
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