#1
so i usually hate reality TV, i hate Brett Michaels and hair metal, so why would i watch it??? i dont know. its one of those things thats so trashy and bad that its good. here are some other reasons
1) I practice guitar in front of it. i usually dont pay full atention to the show so i can bring my guitar down and work on some scales with the volume down. besides seeing bret michaels motivates me to get as good as i can so i dont end up working with a singer as bad as he is.
2) good fapping material, the girls on the shows that are hot are really hot and often strip down to thongs and dance around so its like free pr0n

anyone else watch these shows...................and hate themselves for it
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1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#2
because you're a braindead teenager born after 1990 with no control or connection between what you enjoy and what you watch on television.
the "fapping" remark proves my point tenfold
#6
a lot of my friends used to
i don't cuz i don't got cable and have to live with my local broadcasts
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#7
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because you're a braindead teenager born after 1990 with no control or connection between what you enjoy and what you watch on television.
the "fapping" remark proves my point tenfold

i dont usually watch televison. And i dont follow it, its just like "ok its monday night, theres nothing to do, free Pr0n and background noise for practicing guitar!!!!" just because you were born one year before me doesnt give you a right to act like a complete prick.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#8
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I do. And Daisy's ugly and stupid.

Aubry was my favorire, that punk shirt she had on gave me a stiffy. The French girl had a nice ass. Mayamee is really hot.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#9
Brett Michaels is like the Chuck Norris of hair metal.
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#10
when did vh1 go from playing hipster music to washed up celebrity feaux reality tv?
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#11
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when did vh1 go from playing hipster music to washed up celebrity feaux reality tv?


when they started the surreal life.
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#12
Did anyone else notice that Megan from Rock of Love is the girl that won Beauty and the Geek?
She pisses me off now. I think Destiny is the hottest by the way
#13
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Did anyone else notice that Megan from Rock of Love is the girl that won Beauty and the Geek?
She pisses me off now. I think Destiny is the hottest by the way

My roommate and I noticed that. Is it actually her?!
#14
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when did vh1 go from playing hipster music to washed up celebrity feaux reality tv?


They do both now!
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#15
My only comment about that show is that with the amount of absolutely gorgeous women willing to work for nothing just for a shot of being on TV in LA, where did they manage to find that bunch of skanky old meth addicts. Or does Brett Micheals have some sort of fetish for old, used and dried up cu nt.
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My only comment about that show is that with the amount of absolutely gorgeous women willing to work for nothing just for a shot of being on TV in LA, where did they manage to find that bunch of skanky old meth addicts. Or does Brett Micheals have some sort of fetish for old, used and dried up cu nt.



We should introduce him to your mom.


OH. SNAP.
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#17
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We should introduce him to your mom.


OH. SNAP.


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#18
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My roommate and I noticed that. Is it actually her?!

Yeah it is.
She was all nice on Beauty and the Geek (which she was probably paid to be nice), and now she's all mean and skankish (which she's probably paid to be).
#19
yea, you notice how the guy always keeps the bitchy evil girl until one of the last episodes, no matter how ugly they are, like Shy in flavor of love 3 or Megan in Rock of Love, neither of them are hot, theyre both controlling manipulative big mouthed bithces, they probably both have STDs, the only reason they keep them is because its good TV. Oh yea i think Buns is hot too, i can never get enough of that ass.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)