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#1
Tried searchbar got nothing.


So what would you do with your day if you woke up as the opposite sex?
You have 24 hours of doing whatever you want.
You are limited to 1 fap.
#3
tweak it.
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you're asking UG for advice on what to do with your life? Prepare to have a career as a fluffer in the porn industry...
#4
id fap

and like take alot of nude pics and save them for future fapping

then id go out in public and see what its like
#5
probably have lesbian sex. and explore exactly what felt good in the vagina and make sure i could do it to someone else.

and find out whether there really is a glass ceiling.
Too cool for a signature.
#8
This thread has been done about 21678 times and each time my answer is the same...

I would file a tax return.
#9
I'd get back in the kitchen where I belong.
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I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#10
Touch myself, than other girls.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#11
Quote by GuitarBassDude
i think i speak for every1 when i say "i would masturbate"
Most of the dudes, at least.
#12
I would make a freakin ugly woman
Well, life is too short, so love the one you got
'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot
#13
gentlemen, i belive we are dealing with someone here, that has absolutely...NO LIFE! but wait. how can you kill that which has no life?
#14
Quote by stjoe55
I would make a freakin ugly woman
I had a dude tell me I would make a pretty cute girl once.

I was all like, " D: "
#17
i'd start believing in god
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#18
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probably have lesbian sex. and explore exactly what felt good in the vagina and make sure i could do it to someone else.

and find out whether there really is a glass ceiling.

lesbian sex? how does that work? would you.....scissor it?
#19
Quote by Matticusg
lesbian sex? how does that work? would you.....scissor it?
What do you think lesbians do in bed? Play cards? They have ways of sexytime just like everybody else.
#20
Quote by Flying Couch
I had a dude tell me I would make a pretty cute girl once.

I was all like, " D: "


Should have asked him out to dinner
Well, life is too short, so love the one you got
'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot
#21
Quote by Matticusg
gentlemen, i belive we are dealing with someone here, that has absolutely...NO LIFE! but wait. how can you kill that which has no life?


fail.
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You are an absolute god, offspring_punk


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You're a retard, read Scourges posts. There is already a system folder, why do I need a system32.
#23
Quote by shakes23
I'd get back in the kitchen where I belong.


HA! good answer!
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#25
Quote by shakes23
I'd get back in the kitchen where I belong.


50 cool points and an E-cookie.
#26
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fail.

wha? yea you spelled it wrong too dude. learn to fckin spell people. its clearly fayl. what do they teach you in school
#27
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fail.

....?
Quote by Snuffles
You are an absolute god, offspring_punk


Quote by drop-dead666
You're a retard, read Scourges posts. There is already a system folder, why do I need a system32.
#28
Quote by Matticusg
wha? yea you spelled it wrong too dude. learn to fckin spell people. its clearly fayl. what do they teach you in school

PHAIL.
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The term grammer nazi is from the camps in the lolocaust made by Adrofl Hitlol...


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Be sure to rape the blue note (augmented 4th). Rape it hard and exploit it like the skank it is.


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#30
I'd do these things-

Fap lots
Have sex
Fap some more
Play bass
Play football
Fap again
Go to church
Go to lectures
Fap
#31
Quote by shakes23
I'd get back in the kitchen where I belong.

lmao
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#32
I'd learn how to use the Search bar Properly. Then furiously Masturbate.
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#33
Quote by CollinPlaysBass
Id hurry up and make hot friends and then tell them about the male version of myself.

Good idea...
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#34
Quote by shakes23
I'd get back in the kitchen where I belong.


LOL. Win!!!!

Idk... I'd probably totally trick out my myspace so I could get soooooo many adds!

On second thought, I'll just squish.
When the music's over, turn out the lights.


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i fingerd my girl the other day she got so wet nearly my entier hand was soked after that i ate her up, she blacked out it was awesome
#35
I would go into the girl's bathroom
Well, life is too short, so love the one you got
'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot
#36
Cook
Housework
Insult men
Clean
Kill myself
Quote by NGD1313
Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#38
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'd do these things-

Fap lots
Have sex
Fap some more
Play bass
Play football
Fap again
Go to church
Go to lectures
Fap
You'd have to figure out if that F# stuff really works.
#39
I would put a chair leg to really good use.
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#40
Better yet, what if you woke up and you were back in kindergarten, but you remembered all of this. Just imagine how awful that would be, and you wouldn't ever be able to get back to the same moment even if you waited it out because you would be a completely different person. Although you wouldn't make the same mistakes, but you would probably make different ones your second time around. Also, you would be able to predict popular songs and the Iphone, but I wonder if you would be able to become famous off of them before they are actually made? Would Soulja Boy have been popular if he had made his song in the nineties?
Who knows? Anyways, it's kind of sad to think about. Oh well.

But yeah I would probably do what everyone else is saying.
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