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#1
i was sitting in the back of a police car today because i got into some trouble at school, and who comes on the radio? jack Johnson! immediately i was no longer nervous lol and not much longer i was told that i could go. what a place to be listening to jack johnson. god i love jack johnson. here is a little fact jack johnson fans may like, i saw him surfing in my hometown a while ago, he owns a house in santa barbara, ca. i was born and raised there
#2
honestly, no one cares.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
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And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#3
Dude, you changed topics like three times in that one small paragraph...
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#5
That's because Jack Johnson is to peace as Chuck Norris is to kicking your ass
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#6
Quote by danielmata
yea i know im bored, just trying to start conversation

when I'm bored, i tend to be an asshat to entertain myself...


it's working!
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#8
you're dumb as hell.
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#9
Am I like the only guy on the face of the earth who doesn't like Jack Johnson?
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#10
Have you heard about Jack Johnson?
He's a hero in this land
I don't like to talk about boxing
but I hope you'll understand...
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#11
Quote by Red33
Am I like the only guy on the face of the earth who doesn't like Jack Johnson?


i can hope. jack johnson is amazing
#12
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you're dumb as hell.


thank you for your well thought out opinion
#13
Quote by Red33
Am I like the only guy on the face of the earth who doesn't like Jack Johnson?


Absolutely not. I despise him and his non singing and disgusting guitar playing.

Oh, and TS you must have ADHD...
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#14
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honestly, no one cares.

+1
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#17
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Have you heard about Jack Johnson?
He's a hero in this land
I don't like to talk about boxing
but I hope you'll understand...
OMG!!!!!!!!! Your Bike is a Pipe Bomb??
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#18
Quote by danielmata
thank you for your well thought out opinion

Thank you for your well thought- out double post .

Honestly, if you're going to create pointless walls of text, do it privately.
#19
good to hear the man didn't have his foot on your neck for too long
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#20
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Thank you for your well thought- out double post .

Honestly, if you're going to create pointless walls of text, do it privately.


whats the point of having "the pit" then? my attempt worked, we are all conversating and im no longer bored although i do have to leave now
#21
What the hell did you do at school to get drove off in a police car? Go for the high score?
#22
Quote by danielmata
whats the point of having "the pit" then? my attempt worked, we are all conversating and im no longer bored although i do have to leave now

The pit is for facinating, engaging walls of text that don't belong in other forums.

Pointless walls of text created by middle schoolers with an aversion to punctuation marks belong in /b/.
#23
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What the hell did you do at school to get drove off in a police car? Go for the high score?


defended a kid from getting bullied, i was glad to do it
#24
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
The pit is for facinating, engaging walls of text that don't belong in other forums.

Pointless walls of text created by middle schoolers with an aversion to punctuation marks belong in /b/.


ok....im a senior in high school
#25
Quote by Red33
Am I like the only guy on the face of the earth who doesn't like Jack Johnson?


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#26
Quote by danielmata
defended a kid from getting bullied, i was glad to do it

And you get in trouble? What a retarded school.
#27
Quote by Joe-Fish
Have you heard about Jack Johnson?
He's a hero in this land
I don't like to talk about boxing
but I hope you'll understand...

yeeuhhhh best post in the thread.
#28
Quote by element4433
OMG!!!!!!!!! Your Bike is a Pipe Bomb??


It certainly is.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#30
omg liek i heart jack johnson! He's like uber cool! I like have shards of hair in my room of him! I HEART JACK JOHNSON EVERYONE! I TOTALLY ****ING HEART HIM!
btw, i like apples too lol
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#31
what the hell?
jack johnson is starbucks music.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#32
Quote by rosamamosa
what the hell?
jack johnson is starbucks music.

your point?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#33
Guys, do you want to play some Gamecube? I warn you though, I always play in my boxers. ...big black dildo with Axe...
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#34
Quote by Powerhouse
Ben Harper > Jack Johnson


+100,000,000,000,0,0,0,0,0,0,000,000,00,ooo
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#35
Quote by rosamamosa
what the hell?
jack johnson is starbucks music.

Wrong.

Jack Johnson is a rookie defenseman for the Los Angeles Kings.
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#36
I dont think this is so much about Jack Johnson as it is a, "Hey, look at me! I went to jail, Im hardcore!"
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#37
Quote by bassmanjoe08
I dont think this is so much about Jack Johnson as it is a, "Hey, look at me! I went to jail, Im hardcore!"


your an idiot, i've never been to jail and dont plan on it. i said in the thread i did NOT go to jail. i pity a person who thinks sitting in a cop car is "hardcore"
#38
Jack Johnson is awesome. I'm listening to sleep through the static right now. Have you read the rolling stone article on him, in the latest issue?
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#39
Quote by poopsmith666
Guys, do you want to play some Gamecube? I warn you though, I always play in my boxers. ...big black dildo with Axe...

I'd love to play with ya bro.
#40
Quote by poopsmith666
Guys, do you want to play some Gamecube? I warn you though, I always play in my boxers. ...big black dildo with Axe...

I thought of bro rape as well
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