#7
not so great.. last week i was flushing down pretty healthy logs.... but like 3 days ago i started drinkin protein shakes to gain some weight.....

uhhhg.. now im crappin pine green softies.

makes wiping a bitch
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#8
wow just no...
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#9
Quote by Early Cuyler
not so great.. last week i was flushing down pretty healthy logs.... but like 3 days ago i started drinkin protein shakes to gain some weight.....

uhhhg.. now im crappin pine green softies.

makes wiping a bitch

Then stop wiping, the shower and your finger is way more effective at getting rid of those last little bits of poop caking themselves around your hairy anus.
#13
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Then stop wiping, the shower and your finger is way more effective at getting rid of those last little bits of poop caking themselves around your hairy anus.


Thanks for burning that image into my mind. I'm going to go shove a pencil in my ear now.
#14
my crap has gone, well to the sh!ts to be exact.
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#17
I just got out of the hospital, so Ive had nothing but liquids and gelatin to eat in the last 5 days, so it was really more brown water than poop.
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#18
runny
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#19
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Then stop wiping, the shower and your finger is way more effective at getting rid of those last little bits of poop caking themselves around your hairy anus.



hilarious!! and i dont have the time for that... its super bad when youve got a load of ass/choad/ball hair goin on. and i think i do a good enough job wiping.

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Thanks for burning that image into my mind. I'm going to go shove a pencil in my ear now.


ever see a dog eat an aborted fetus?

poo doesnt seem so bad eh?
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#21
if ever there was a need for the pear to be posted...damn, i wish it weren't banned.
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#22
actually last week i was eating this frosting my friend had in his fridge that they used to make his nephews cake. i pooped blue for three days
#23
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Thanks for burning that image into my mind. I'm going to go shove a pencil in my ear now.



No worries


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#24
I have had two weeks of perfect brown nuggets at exactly 2 pm. FLAWLESS VICTORY!
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#26
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actually last week i was eating this frosting my friend had in his fridge that they used to make his nephews cake. i pooped blue for three days


hahahaha

Nice.

Mines quite good atm.
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#28
Mine tastes pretty good to be honest, nice consistency, tastes vaguely of marmite.
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#31
..Im happy for you.
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