#1
Today I was playing Counter Strike when I happened to look out my window. I saw a group of about four kids (7-8th gradish) who were ding-dong ditching all the houses on my street. They were heading toward my house so I figured I would give them a little scare. I waited at the door until they rang and then immediatly opened the door and ran after them. I pretened to be uber pissed. When I finally caught them they were pretty much ****ting their pants. They were pleading for me not to beat them up. I just started laughing and told them not to do it again and walked off with them still trembling in fear.

Anyway, does anybody have any interesting ding-dong ditch stories.
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#3
Aight. One time, I ding donged ditched this guy's house with my friends, and he threw beer bottles at us while we were running out.
#4
Wow the little preview of this story made me believe it was gonna be cool. I won't make that mistake again...
#5
haha...if i ever saw that i'd do the same.
never done it myself tho, im a good boy. lolz.
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I remember calling the neighbors warning them about ding-dong ditchers on our street. That made me lol.
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I thought this was going to be about a sex-change operation or something.

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One time we pressed the call button at the kitchen entrance to a hotel and ran away.

Two chefs chased us into a local park throwing eggs at us.
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If I ever see a group of ding-dong ditchers coming, I'm gonna grab the nearest broom, and when they ring, open the door and say "You kids ever taken a broomstick up the ass?" as scarily as I can manage. And then start chasing them.

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That took me so long to get
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For some reason, I imagined a bunch of kids throwing hot dogs at people's houses.

Strange.
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lol, I've never done that with ding-dong-ditching, but on Halloween one year, I dressed up in a Grim Reaper costume, and got up on my roof with a real scythe, and after waiting for a while, I finally saw what I was looking for; a bunch of 13 year olds trick or treating, and I waited untill they got the candy from my parents, and then jumped off the roof and landed right behind them and raised my scythe and yelled really loud. They all dropped their candy and took off running. I'm hoping I traumatized them for life.
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me and a buddy rang someones house when we were like 14-15, turned out to be a guy who didnt like me, but i ran across the street and hid in some bushes, my buddy ran down the street a few houses. so he came out with a paintball gun looking all tough/pissed, i was pretty scared of getting caught. my buddy shouted "FCUK YOU HA HAHAHA" and ran, i just laid there. so he goes inside, i get up and walk through a fence into a parking lot. i thought i was in the clear right... well i hear someone running behind me, it was him :| so i peace to this hotel. and yeah, we got away after. scary tho :p
#16
when i was about ten i would go to sams club with my mom. if you dont know, sams club is one of those warehouse stores where everything comes in bulk.

so, they would have all the sandwich meat sitting out, unsliced. so if you wanted it sliced, you would press this button next to all the sandwich meats and someone would come through a door from this room in the back where they would go and slice the meat for you.

me, being the badass ten year old i was, would press the button, then go hide behind a stack of food and watch them come and out look around/ask random people if they wanted sandwich meat sliced.

but then one time my mom caught me she made me go press the button and apologize to them
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I was once at a party with family friends and it was like 9pm. We went door bell ditching and we nearly got caught. There was really fat man or woman (i'm not sure it was late) sprinting after us(he/she was actually very fast). We were ****ting our pants but we managed to escape. Two people got cuts an bruises from falling over and one person pissed their pants.
Ahhhh good times when you're 11 years old.
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so did i =S
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Drunk doorbell dicthing at 2 in the morning can be fun. Until the cops are called...
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#21
its kinda sad, the kids around here call it negro knocking... except they use the other word
#23
i had a friend who puked on a door in my neighborhood then ding dong ditched it
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Heh, myself and a few friends were doing this once, wandering around drunkenly.
One of my friends just went straight to his neighbors, rang the doorbell and stood there giggling until they opened the door.. He forgot to run until he saw them, and procceded to trip over the front step. It was pretty funny.
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once me and 4 buddies went around the town terrorizing citizens.. shaving creaming cars, eggs , such...

and we were running from a ding-dong ditch that we had set up with a few phone calls to one of the guys' paranoid cousin...

as we ran one of the guys clotheslines himself on a cord from a telephone pole (the one that come down the the ground diagonally) i was right behind him and saw the whole thing... GUH!! as loud as ive ever heard anything. and he pretty much went horizontal then fell to the ground...

i of course kept running and we met up in a park a few blocks down.
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i'm assuming this is when kids knock on your door and run off...?

my mum teaches singing and piano and choirs and stuff privately and at several local schools, as well as being director of music at a church, so she basically knows EVERYONE round here. anyway some kids ran up to our door and rang our bell and ran off, so my mum went outside, walked down the street til she found them, and as one of them was a singing pupil of her's proceeded to tell his friends all about his progress in singing. they never came back...
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#28
I remember when I was like 14 or 13 me and my bro did this in our neighborhood. We ding dong ditched our own house a couple of times....my mom found out though
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#32
lol

I remember when I was 12, with a bunch of mates, we knocked this door and ran, and some bloke with a knife comes out and starts chasing us
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We call it chap door run where I come from and I have no stories to contribute
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If I ever see a group of ding-dong ditchers coming, I'm gonna grab the nearest broom, and when they ring, open the door and say "You kids ever taken a broomstick up the ass?" as scarily as I can manage. And then start chasing them.

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Grow the fuck up.
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