#1
for about a week now ive had this thing where i can taste blood in my throat.

any suggestions on what it could be?
#2
Leperosy.


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Leperosy.


Have a nice day.


I was going to say throat cancer, but that works too.
#6
Some sort of rare African flesh eating virus?
and did you really want an intelligent answer from here?
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#8
Just be glad it's blood you're tasting and not semen.
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Some sort of rare African flesh eating virus?
and did you really want an intelligent answer from here?


i did but then i remembered it was The Pit
#10
We really need a 'The ONLY Medical Issues Thread' thread.

Would make stupidity like this so much easier to contain.
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#11
cannibal corpse

CUMS BLOOD


in and around ur mouth/throat
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#14
He's a vampire! Quick, someone get a stake, we need to stab him in the heart!
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#15
I'm with the guy who said it's AIDS.
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He's a vampire! Quick, someone get a stake, we need to stab him in the heart!


Just because he's a vampire, that means we need to kill him?

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#17
Official Medical Problems Thread made.

Call a doctor, bro.
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#18
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We really need a 'The ONLY Medical Issues Thread' thread.

Would make stupidity like this so much easier to contain.

I think we've had several attempts at it.
#19
Whenever I put a pen in my mouth or something and taste iron, the taste impregnates my tongue and I feel it some time after..
It always bugs me because I think it is blood as they have similar taste, but is not...

Have you swallowed nails, crowbars, or some metal dildo recently?

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Just because he's a vampire, that means we need to kill him?

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a dream. I have a dream that we can live in a world where humans and vampires can peacefully coexist. I have a dream that we can live in a world where UGers aren't judged by the supernaturality of their being, but by the quality of their posts.

I have a dream.


One thing I can't understand is why can't vampires drink their own blood?
There is no need for sucking others blood, just they need to have a higher blood rate, and eat some proteinic bars and that's it! Or maybe just drink plasma (sp?), I don't know why they would need blood cells....
Or why can't they just eat grass and stake like all useless mutants?
Plus they are sensitive to the sun, I say they are all acting like women, huh....
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#20
Breathe in some chlorine gas - that should help!
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#22
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One thing I can't understand is why can't vampires drink their own blood?
There is no need for sucking others blood, just they need to have a higher blood rate, and eat some proteinic bars and that's it! Or maybe just drink plasma (sp?), I don't know why they would need blood cells....
Or why can't they just eat grass and stake like all useless mutants?
Plus they are sensitive to the sun, I say they are all acting like women, huh....


Vampires don't have blood. That's why they need to drink the blood of others--they have none of their own.

Of course, this brings into play the fact that the blood will not go into their veins, but into their digestive systems, eventually being excreted out of the body through the anus and/or urethra. If vampires wanted to be efficient in their blood stealing methods, they would use needles to directly inject the blood into their bloodless veins.

Stupid mythical creatures.
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#24
The Pit will stick a flashlight down your throat to see, poke you in there with their fingers, and tell you it's AIDS.

Doctors are okay, too, but hey, the Pit rocks.
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#25
there's blood in your throat.

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srsly.


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#26
Hemmoraghic Fever.

I'm prescribing lithium. It won't cure you, but it'll make you not care.
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The Pit will stick a flashlight down your throat to see, poke you in there with their fingers, and tell you it's AIDS.

Doctors are okay, too, but hey, the Pit rocks.


Yes, thank God for the Pit.

Without the Pit, I would be ignorant as to my fairly urgent medical history: I have had AIDS three times, cancer twice, and the knowledge that my penis is about to fall off.

Thanks, Pit, M.D.!
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#28
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Aids


I'm surprised it took so slowly for this response to come up...but, it must be some sort of Middle-Eastern Plague
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#30
Maybe you've got stool in it?

Oh and there's also blood in the stool.
#31
Am I the only person that thought this was a misplace thread about a new metal or hardcore band?
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#32
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Vampires don't have blood. That's why they need to drink the blood of others--they have none of their own.

Of course, this brings into play the fact that the blood will not go into their veins, but into their digestive systems, eventually being excreted out of the body through the anus and/or urethra. If vampires wanted to be efficient in their blood stealing methods, they would use needles to directly inject the blood into their bloodless veins.

Stupid mythical creatures.


Then how can they transport proteins into their brains when they digest blood?
Maybe they have phylem or xylem or some stuff like that like trees?

Yeah....stupid giant mosquitos......tehy only bug people...
#33
Consult a mortician.

How can you taste anything in your throat?
Your taste buds are on your tongue.
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#34
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Just be glad it's blood you're tasting and not semen.

Or is it?
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#35
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He's a vampire! Quick, someone get a stake, we need to stab him in the heart!


Ah... you beat me to the vampire diagnosis!

There goes my perfectly thought out and amazing connection to Twilight...

My bubble has bursted.

Thoroughly.
#36
that happens to me sometimes
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

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