#1
If you have any questions, pressing issues, or current medical ailments you need help and/or information with, this is the place for you.

Example: If you have been tasting blood for a week and need immediate medical attention, feel free to post here in order to seek intelligent advice.

Please keep flaming, trolling, and stupidity to a minimum. Unless absolutely necessary.

Example: See previous example.
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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#2
I got lactic acid build up in my left butt cheek.
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#3
LOL this is funny because i was in the throat/blood thread. Nice work hope this gets stickied
EDIT: this thread will get the record for most "i have aids" posts in a thread
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#4
This thread is retarded. Go see a doctor is the answer in all of the threads anyways. Either that or "U HAZ AIDS"...
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I think we have 4 of these only medical threads now.


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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#8
asshole the size of a mason jar. now thats classic.

i'll come back when i have something of use though.
#12
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****.

Oh well, let's make this one the real deal, maybe?

It'll never work.

The next time someone gets his thumb stuck in his arse he'll be in the pit looking for advice on how to get it out.

And everyone will tell him he has AIDs.
#14
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This will never work on UG.


correct. this thread requires that people will use the searchbar (which apparently you forgot too )

most people posting medical problems do a lil something like this... "OMGS MY WEENOR HURTS I BETTER CONSULT UG'S MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS BEFORE I GO TO A DOCTOR"
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#16
well, i posted a few months ago about a sharp pain in my side abdomen. people were pretty helpful (minus the aids parts and stuff) but even those kept my spirits up. i eventually made it until my parents cared enough to return my calls and they came over and turned out i didn't have appendicitis.

so kudos to the pit! wooo! +1 to this thread.
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#17
Guys, some white stuff came out me my pee-hole today. What's wrong with me? It's AIDS, isn't it?
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#18
I've been pissing blood since this morning. I haven't been able to keep any food down either. Been coughing up bloody sputum. I've been throwing up blood as well. The last thing I drank was a gallon of antifreeze. I think I should go to the hospital but I don't know if I can drive right now... considering I can barely see what i'm typing.
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