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#1
i've heard a few of them... like "in america you keep tabs on browser, in soviet russia browser keeps tabs on YOU"
and "in america, you watch big brother. in soviet russia, big brother watches YOU!"

anyone got any? searchbar? i used it, but didn't find anything
Fun Animal Facts #23: The pit can skeletonise a cow in under three minutes
#3
ok.... maybe asking the pit for sense was a bad idea :P
Fun Animal Facts #23: The pit can skeletonise a cow in under three minutes
#5
in soviet russia, guitar plays you
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#7
In Soviet Russia, toilet ****s down your throat.

It's true, I was there.
#9
Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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#10
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Pics or it didn't happen.

TEH WINNARZ!

hmm in soviet russia you dont **** a chick she ****s you
#13
Quote by Vermintide
In Soviet Russia, bar searches YOU!!!

Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#17
Idiots. You don't just reverse something, you have to make it make sense.

Like:

In America, you catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
Quote by National_Anthem
Quote by Weeping_Demon7

Worst-Atheists (because 90% of them are arrogant bastards)
Best- Music


90% of people are arrogant bastards, regardless of religion.
#18
In Soviet Russia you wake alarm


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#21
Oh god you all suck.
Quote by National_Anthem
Quote by Weeping_Demon7

Worst-Atheists (because 90% of them are arrogant bastards)
Best- Music


90% of people are arrogant bastards, regardless of religion.
#22
Quote by Jabman
Oh god you all suck.


In soviet russia, all sucks you!
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#23
Here a good one THAT MAKES SENSE:

In America, you shoot the gun.
In Soviet Russia, the gun shoots you!
Quote by National_Anthem
Quote by Weeping_Demon7

Worst-Atheists (because 90% of them are arrogant bastards)
Best- Music


90% of people are arrogant bastards, regardless of religion.
#24
Quote by Jabman
Here a good one


In soviet russia, one goods you!
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#25
In American you watch television
in soviet russia television watches you!
#26
In America you eat....well...everything
In Soviet Russia everything eats you!
#27
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes about you!

In Soviet Russia, The Pit isn't full of underage cockmunchers.
OMG!!! They're playing One!!!!!11fade to black11one11

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#28
I have a good one.
In America you dry hair
In Soviet Russia hair dries you


/phail
#33
In Soviet Russia, US nukes you!
In Soviet Russia, you nuke US!


wait....
OMG!!! They're playing One!!!!!11fade to black11one11

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Ibanez RG370DX
Laney VC30-212
Dunlop Crybaby
Boss CS-3
Ibanez TS9DX
#35
Quote by Captain Howdy
ok.... maybe asking the pit for sense was a bad idea :P

In soviet russia,pit asks sense from YOU

That was ****...
In soviet russia,epic phails YOU
#37
in America you talk on the phone

In Soviet Russia phone talks on you!

these are harder then i thought
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#39
This thread is stupid.


You're stupid.
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Ibanez RG370DX
Laney VC30-212
Dunlop Crybaby
Boss CS-3
Ibanez TS9DX
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