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#1
I can't believe I was so stupid at the time...

I gave up fapping for lent.

Yeah, so theres no way I can do this for 40 days and I'm really tempted to do it today, so I neeeeeeed some help Pit.
#3
oxygen?
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
#5
You funny people with your Lent.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#6
just do it, no one wil find out (except for god but that's just a detail)
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#7
I gave up fries. It's not bad. I replaced it mashed potatoes.


I cannot give up carnal pleasure. I can't do that to save my life.
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#8
just take lots of cold showers
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#9
Just imagine how great that first busted nut will feel on Jebus's death day.
#10
I gave up being witty. Wish me luck.
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#13
TS... just chop it off, duh
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#16
here's an idea
stop crying, get off your computer, and go have sex.
it's easy, it's better.
#17
Coffee.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#20
goatse ?
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#22
So uh, technically isnt masturbation a sin anyway? whats doing it after giving it up going to do? send you even further into hell? who cares, i say go for it.
#23
Lol i did the same thing
I'm not religious, but i wanted to try for a personal sense of will power.
I couldn't last the whole 40days. Up until a couple days ago i just quit
#24
Quote by Cameronrobson



Oh Lord, even I would fap to that.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#25
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So uh, technically isnt masturbation a sin anyway? whats doing it after giving it up going to do? send you even further into hell? who cares, i say go for it.


Exactly why I gave it up in the first place
#27
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Stop that!
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#28
Quote by Episrgibsons
Exactly why I gave it up in the first place

It's only a sin if you think lustful thoughts while doing it.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#29
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Oh Lord, even I would fap to that.



I lol'ed
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#30
Quote by Dinkydaisy
It's only a sin if you think lustful thoughts while doing it.


what else would you think?
#32
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what else would you think?

I think about stocks ( and bonds! ).
two and a half men.
#33
Quote by Episrgibsons
what else would you think?

I dunno, shopping, Shakespeare, cows.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#35
Papercut yourself across the hole.

I have a pretty good feeling that it would actually help you stop, seeing as it would hurt whenever you touch down there.
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#36
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Coffee.

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so glad I'm a Jew.
Moments into minutes.
Minutes into hours.
Hours into days.
Days into years.
Years into possibility.

This will linger.
xxx
#37
I gave up sex, it wasnt deliberate though, just circumstances lol
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#38
can someone be nice and tell me the name of the girl in the second picture?
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#39
Grandma's sweaty armpits.
Grandma's hairy, sweaty, armpits.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#40
well technically the weekends don't count as part of lent for some odd reason. If you count the days from Ash Wednesday to Easter excluding weekends then it comes up to 40 days (you have to include the last weekend of lent in the 40 days because they are holy days)
February 6 through March 30 - weekends + holy saturday + Easter Sunday= 40 days


so technically you can do it just on the weekends and it will still count as keeping your promise to God.... i think. ask your priest. but if i were you i wouldn't include the part about you masterbating he might try to seduce you.
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