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#3
no, you need to come up with the idea on your own
points for originality!
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#6
Uh..just slap her ass and wink at her. Works everytime...sometimes...I think.
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#7
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Dick in a box, but with a twist.

Write "Will you go out with me" on your member.



great idea, but shes not a hooker.
#9
Why not go over the top?
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#10
Over the top is the way to go if you think she likes you.
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#11
... I play guitar. I'm good with my fingers


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"Punk is a state of mind, and no one can take that away from you."
#12
I still think my friends

'Hey I don't really like you but my friends forcing me to do this and i don't want to ask you out because I prefer your friend'

is the most spectacular way..
She said no though.. So maybe it needs.. tweaking a bit..
Oh hai guise..
#14
'hey, how about i just take you home and..eat your pussy'

you'll have them begging.
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#15
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I still think my friends

'Hey I don't really like you but my friends forcing me to do this and i don't want to ask you out because I prefer your friend'

is the most spectacular way..
She said no though.. So maybe it needs.. tweaking a bit..



just a lil
#18
theres no such thing as girls on teh interwebz

seriously man take her out for a day then at the end just ask her out.
#19
Asking can get you a yes or a no, demand it, Hey You will go out with me tonight. Put some presure on it maybe, like a knife? make sure she doesn't get to nervous
#20
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'hey, how about i just take you home and..eat your pussy'

you'll have them begging.


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#21
Use the dorkiest pickup line you can come up with, as long as it's not perverted.
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#23
find where she lives.
setup a pa and amp for your g-tar.
in front of the whole street tell her how u feel.

then play 'i wanna rock and roll' by kiss but change the words to
"I.....WANNA **** YOUR ASS......ALL NIGHT!!!! WE'LL BE IN BED ALL DAY!!!!"

rofl....just go up to her and say 'hi..i'm (insert name here), i think you're cute, would you like to go sometime?'
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#24
Catch her after class, make sure she's not with anyone.

Or ask one of her friends what do you.. it'll prepare her and you so she's not so shocked or anything.

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#25
Quote by kiss zombies
Catch her after class, make sure she's not with anyone.

Or ask one of her friends what do you.. it'll prepare her and you so she's not so shocked or anything.


Don't do any of quoted post.
Who dat?
#26
Rohypnol works...

Sorry...

Just be yourself.. Its as simple as that..
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#27
Quote by bigtimmy
find where she lives.
setup a pa and amp for your g-tar.
in front of the whole street tell her how u feel.

then play 'i wanna rock and roll' by kiss but change the words to
"I.....WANNA **** YOUR ASS......ALL NIGHT!!!! WE'LL BE IN BED ALL DAY!!!!"

rofl....just go up to her and say 'hi..i'm (insert name here), i think you're cute, would you like to go sometime?'

Or...

Get your guitar, amp and PA system and sing Blink 182's : Wanna **** A Dog In The Ass

More likely to work tbf
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#28
does this smell like chloroform to you??
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#31
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Or...

Get your guitar, amp and PA system and sing Blink 182's : Wanna **** A Dog In The Ass

More likely to work tbf


i still think kiss is funnier....
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Cort Acoustic
#32
just start joking about your previous dates and put the topic as a joke is she agrees to go out with you, fine, if not just pretend to be part of the joke


or slap the b*tch
#33
Spectacular yet not over the top? I smell a contradiction in terms.
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#34
-''hey nice shoelaces , wanna fûck?''

works every time dude^^
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#35
Quote by nimrod_hahahaha
does this smell like chloroform to you??


That helps with the whole secks thing, but I think TS actually may want a DATE first.
#36
Quote by synpet713192
Dick in a box, but with a twist.

Write "Will you go out with me" on your member.


You might get points for comic value?
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IF YOU TYPE WITH BIG LETTERS YOUR POINT WILL COME ACROSS EASIER!

Seriously wtf was that?
#37
"Hey, what say you and I go out and have some chicken, maybe some sex. You know, see where it goes?"

OR

"I usually don't do this but I felt compelled to come over. You have an absolutely breath-taking heiny. I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it."
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

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#39
"Hi, *insert her name*, do you want to go out with me?"

I don't understand guys who think it's some kind of huge deal the way theyask her...just...ask her. o_o
#40
Quote by jeremessmore
this has been done


try this one

"ok i promised my friend that i would ask you out because i always talk about you and told him he could kick me in the nuts if i didn't so, how bout it?"

Hey,that happened to me in 8th gade. I didn't say that,but that was the situation.

She said no. But that was last year and I have the most amazing girlfriend ever now.
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