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#1
(aka the ass kissing thread)

This Thread is for you to list who you would like to receive an e-cookie from. for example. my UGers would be

SG man forever
Steve the plank
Jimtaka
Steven Seagull

Must Not Sleep.


Must Warn Others.

Gear:
Gibson Special Faded SG
Orange Tiny Terror (Combo)
MXR Carbon Copy Delay
Dunlop Crybaby Wah

3DS friend code: 3995-7035-3562
#4
Well, since I'm not on that list, you obviously don't want any cookies from me.

I'll just place this plate of cookies here, It's fine, you don't want them from me anyways.

time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#5
*Looks around to see if anyone is by*


*Grabs cookie and runs*
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#6
My grandma. She makes the best cookies :]
"Punk is a state of mind, and no one can take that away from you."
#7
Quote by iceman_8319
Well, since I'm not on that list, you obviously don't want any cookies from me.

I'll just place this plate of cookies here, It's fine, you don't want them from me anyways.


dammit. those look so good!

Must Not Sleep.


Must Warn Others.

Gear:
Gibson Special Faded SG
Orange Tiny Terror (Combo)
MXR Carbon Copy Delay
Dunlop Crybaby Wah

3DS friend code: 3995-7035-3562
#8
Honestly, I don't care who gives me an e-cookie.

That shit is delicious.

EDIT: That's a lie.

e-cookies taste like megabytes, and...

...I was going to make a joke about how one should take small bytes when eating an e-cookie, but I decided it was lame.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
Last edited by Gunpowder at Mar 4, 2008,
#10
Quote by Punks|Not|Dead
My grandma. She makes the best cookies :]

My grandma sucks at making cookies, but she could still probably beat your grandma up.

..Actually, I'd really like to see that.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#13
Quote by iceman_8319
Well, since I'm not on that list, you obviously don't want any cookies from me.

I'll just place this plate of cookies here, It's fine, you don't want them from me anyways.


*takes one*
Don't worry, iceman, someone wants your cookies... Me included (I do love me a good cookie).

And honestly, I'd say anyone. I don't care who, and I'm not just gonna use this thread and kiss ass.
/hypocrisy?
#16
Quote by ShaunDiel
Anyone

You're going to have to start making better posts than that if you want an e-cookie.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#17
Quote by Jack Off Jill
My grandma sucks at making cookies, but she could still probably beat your grandma up.

..Actually, I'd really like to see that.

Dude wtf it's on.

My nan was like... harder than Hitler. She makes Hitler look like a pussy.

My nan would eat yours alive.

and then grind your gran up and make cookies from her corpse.


Wanna vid a granma fight and have huge internet popularity?
"Punk is a state of mind, and no one can take that away from you."
#18
John frusciante
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#19
is he a UGer? thats awesome if he is

Must Not Sleep.


Must Warn Others.

Gear:
Gibson Special Faded SG
Orange Tiny Terror (Combo)
MXR Carbon Copy Delay
Dunlop Crybaby Wah

3DS friend code: 3995-7035-3562
#20
I'd like a cookie from Santa. I mean c'mon every year I leave out cookies, it's his turn this time
#21
Quote by an epic mistake
is he a UGer? thats awesome if he is


Who knows?

Not me.

Quote by hug a llama
I'd like a cookie from Santa. I mean c'mon every year I leave out cookies, it's his turn this time


Dude give santa a break, he has to travel all around the world. And on christmas eve!!
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#23
zappp
Kensai

but most of all: Metal Claw
My sig used to be so awesome it got me banned
#24
Oh yeah? Well my grandma was an orphan who was abused as a child, and at some point in time, she lived by herself for a whole month when she was eight. AND she fell down a well. And she's got screws in her mouth instead of teeth, because they fell out. And when she laughs, she laughs like a witch, so my grandma would intimidate your grandma. Oh, and she was bitten by a brown recluse and lived.

..Yeah, I think we should release a video like that. We should go to a Bingo game and just wait. Those women look like they're ready to kill anyone that hits. And they chain smoke.. Most of them look like crazy old buzzards

Edit: I know I'm off-topic, these things happen, and this thread barely had a topic to begin with.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
Last edited by Jack Off Jill at Mar 4, 2008,
#25
Kensai.

It'd be like him handing me a tiny torch saying "Renka, in you I see me". "Renka, I am your mentor." "Renka! You are my long lost son!!"

I am here, poppy!

Wait... What!?
#26
Quote by Your_Dad
zappp
Kensai

but most of all: Metal Claw




Quote by Renka
Kensai.

It'd be like him handing me a tiny torch saying "Renka, in you I see me". "Renka, I am your mentor." "Renka! You are my long lost son!!"

I am here, poppy!

Wait... What!?


Well there newbie, next thing you'll want is to be godfather of my unborn child.
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#28
It's a reference
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#29
Quote by TheQuailman
Just look at his join date!

I'm old.

And obviously I was joking about that whole thing. But it's probably more obvious to you, Kensai baby. I mean, Kensai dude... >_>
#31
Casualty01

/thread
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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#32
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Casualty01

/thread

But he says thank you the naughty way!
#36
Quote by Punks|Not|Dead
My grandma. She makes the best cookies :]


ur grandma is a UGer?!?!?! EEEEW!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#37
Kensai, C.C., Soadrox, and a few others
To a shredder, a second is a long time.

Member of the UG Gentlemen of Higher Thought Establishment.

Invite only, if you want to be considered, contribute well to UG, and respect others as much as possible!
#38
Most of the people in this thread are going to get an infection, what with all the ass being kissed in here.
#39
Quote by Kensai
It's a reference

Scrubs right?

Do I get an e-cookie now???

And also... it'd be cool to get one from SD, but he doesn't usually do that. Kensai would be cool too, and element.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#40
Quote by Kensai
Well there newbie, next thing you'll want is to be godfather of my unborn child.

Scrubs ftMFW!

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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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