#1
If you don't know, tonsil stones are essentially globs of decomposed matter caught in one's tonsils. After a while enough material is accumulated that it falls out.

Obviously, I've never had my tonsils taken out and now I've got tonsil stones. Theoretically they should just fall out by themselves eventually but at the moment they're very bothersome. I tried reaching back there with a toothbrush but there's no way I could get back there without gagging and throwing up. I gargled mouthwash several times to no avail. I tried hacking it up and seemed to get a little out but there's still some there.

So does anyone have any experience with tonsil stones, and does anyone have advice on getting rid of them more quickly?
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I'd say just drink water as hot as you can handle it without hurting.
or just whack your hand down there and get the crap off
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Eat a dick.

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Tonsil slingshot.
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Wow that sounds ****ing sick.
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mutilate your tonsils !!!
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You could also ask a dentist.
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^ I agree.
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#17
I use a Q tip.

I dont have a gag reflux now... Well I do its just not as sensitive as it was. I can fiddle with the back of my throat quite fine without gagging.
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#18
are they whitish and kind of look like a booger? If thats what your talking about, I used to get them but not for a while. I used to just stick my finger in there and get it out. I gagged like hell, but it was worth it. you can kind of feel them in your throat.
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#19
Honestly, if it doesn't come out after a good 10 minutes of hacking and coughing, just eat something crunchy, and the feeling of it should go away.
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#20
ive had them before

theyre not very nice and smell gross haha
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Gargle warm salt water, that should break them up.

Yep. This.

Are they the little white spots? 'Cause I think it's actually puss or something.
I think I had tonsillitis when I got this. They were pretty tiny though, so I don't know if this is the same thing you have.
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