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#1
Sleep with a 9 year old or a 90 year old?

You wont get arrested, theres just the moral implications but getting head from a toothless woman must feel good.

Btw im not encouraging you to do it.
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#11
90. my last 9 year old was pretty meh....
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#14
9.
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#16
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the 9 year old....in 9 years from now



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#17
the nine year old. in about nine or ten years.

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#21
wtf is wrong with you guys. so far everyone has said 9 and thats a little ****ed up. i mean so is 90 but at least there old and dont have a long life ahead of them like a 9 year old. you could screw a 90 year old and then they die but if you screw a 9 year old their affected for life.

o and i would go with the 9 year old btw
#22
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90. my last 9 year old was pretty meh....


Haha. That was kinda funny.
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#24
90
then i'd marry the guy, wait til he died, then get all his money
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

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#26
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id go with 9... agreeing with whoever mentioned that she wouldn't sag.....

a 9 year old won't sag either.

Nothing to sag.

Plus with the 9 year old it's pretty much rape whether you're getting arrested or not. At least a 90 year old can consent. As horrible as that may seem.
#29
Quote by freedoms_stain
a 9 year old won't sag either.

Nothing to sag.

Plus with the 9 year old it's pretty much rape whether you're getting arrested or not. At least a 90 year old can consent. As horrible as that may seem.

there's nothing stopping you if you do the 9 year old and you're under 18...
#32
90 9 year olds.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#33
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Uncalled for.
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#34
That ninety year old over there with load of plastic surgery, shes hot.
I think her name is Pamela Anderson.
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#35
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That ninety year old over there with load of plastic surgery, shes hot.
I think her name is Pamela Anderson.

Odd, I thought you were referring to Courtney Love when I started reading your post.
#37
Quote by FireandFlames
there's nothing stopping you if you do the 9 year old and you're under 18...

16 in the UK, and I think if a 15 yr old screwed a 9 yr old there would be trouble.

and since I'm 22 I spose I see alot more wrong with a 9 yr old than some of you young-uns.
#38
i'd go with the 90 year old, only because she would die soon after eliminating all akwardness.
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#39
This thread is really unneeded.

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#40
^forum nazi
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