#1
Well post some links or just type some up but lets here em guys.

I personally like brandon dicamillo from cky and jackass. funny.
#2
hello?

is your refrigerator running?

no

well then you better go catch it
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#3
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hello?

is your refrigerator running?

no

well then you better go catch it


like we haven't heard that.
#6
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like we haven't heard that.


thats why its funny

EDIT: do it like 10 times in a row to the same place, you will see how its funny, also come up with creative ways of asking, so that they actually say yes and then feel stupid 2 seconds later
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music is my meth equivalent
#8
I did one where I dialed a random number and said in an deep announcer voice:

"Why hello there fine sir! You have just won...

ONE MILLION PENISES!"
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#10
one time me and a few buddys called up papa johns, and then blasted screamo into the phone when the indian cashier man answered. 'Twas funny.
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#12
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i'm literally crying of laughter with tears rolling down my face



Best part is when he messes up when calling wal-mart.