#1
that is why we love them right?
but THEY ARE SO DAMN CONFUSING!!!!!!!!
i have no idea what is going through their heads!!!!!!!!!
and how the hell are they able to talk so damn fast without ever having to take a breath, and how do they always know what to say? its like they have speeches memorized to say to us. I just got off the phone with my friend andie and without thinking at all, she went off on a 10 minute speech and didnt stop talking unti lit was over, i didnt even hear her stop to breath!!!!!!!

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHY CANT THEY JUST TELL US WHAT IS REALLY GOING THROUGH THEIR HEADS????????

#5
I like their vaginas and their arses too.

edit: was it really report worthy?

I felt the time for man talk about women was here.
#6
Because then the world would end because our search for knowledge and understanding of the female creature would be over?

Sure, let's go with that.

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#7
It's all because of boobs my friend.
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#8
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I just got off the phone with my friend andie and without thinking at all, she went off on a 10 minute speech and didnt stop talking unti lit was over, i didnt even hear her stop to breath!!!!!!!

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHY CANT THEY JUST TELL US WHAT IS REALLY GOING THROUGH THEIR HEADS????????


They do, you don't listen close enough.
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#9
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that is why we love them right?


No! Because the way they act and you get along with them. Not because phisical appearance! That's lust.
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#10
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No! Because the way they act and you get along with them. Not because phisical appearance! That's lust.



first of all, RIP for your sig

and lust is usually the first thing that does make us talk to girls right? that or them being friends of friends
#12
hey if guys could control somone with a miniskirt and tears, life would be alot easier.

this is why there so easy to give in to and listen to
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#14
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But he is, of course, distracted by boobs.


Oh, of course! I always forget about the boobs.


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#15
Quote by Fusanti_RHCP
that is why we love them right?
but THEY ARE SO DAMN CONFUSING!!!!!!!!
i have no idea what is going through their heads!!!!!!!!!
and how the hell are they able to talk so damn fast without ever having to take a breath, and how do they always know what to say? its like they have speeches memorized to say to us. I just got off the phone with my friend andie and without thinking at all, she went off on a 10 minute speech and didnt stop talking unti lit was over, i didnt even hear her stop to breath!!!!!!!

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHY CANT THEY JUST TELL US WHAT IS REALLY GOING THROUGH THEIR HEADS????????



Well..if she didn't stop talking, it wouldn't be over..would it?

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#16
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she went off on a 10 minute speech and didnt stop talking unti lit was over


...no ****.
#17
this wasnt report worth imo

i think its the fact that the women we want are either out of our reach or play hard to get (sometimes maybe not play). So what attracts us is the whole game of the boy meets girl blah blah blah dead at 35 with a gunshot wound to head and pocket empty after paying child support
#19
Because you have a dick.
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#21
Breasts are overrated. That's experience talking (what little I have). I often find myself staring at a girls eyes, smile and hair MUCH more often than her breasts.

And all human beings, male and female, are confusing; especially to the opposite sex.

*remembers he's in the pit*
I mean...

ya i leik tats 2 they r awesum lol
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#22
When I look and boobs and stuff I get all horny and stuff
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#23
The fact that boobs are mentioned in the thread title garuntees that no one will actually read the thread, but will instead scan each page for pictures before moving on.

In fact, no one is even reading this post.
Because it does not contain pictures.
I'm so alone.
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#24
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When I look and boobs and stuff I get all horny and stuff

Then I go do Beavis's mom.
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#27
Yah man they do.
They're wonderous arent they? (:
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#29
*Inserts the most wanted fruit*
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