#1
Is there anyone that plays the guitar in Stuttgart, Arkansas, and likes metal?

I mean c'mon I can never find anyone that knows how to play, I hate this dinky town.

Well anyway if you live in the hell hole and play the guitar. TELL ME!
Jackson JS30RR
Epiphone Flying-V, Goth Series
B.C Rich Warlock
Line 6 Half - Stack Combo



#2
Arkansas. Ive always liked how that sounds. Arkansas . . . . . you must enjoy living there
Quote by FrenchyFungus
I am not a woman as I currently claim


Quote by Rabid
I am actually a woman, unlike Frenchy
#4
It's like Kansas but with an added Ar. Not only do you have a cooler sounding name than Kansas, you also now come before them in the alphabet. Good job Arkansas!

You should totally tease Kansas about how they're just a shorter not-as-cool version as you. They also have to scroll down further if they're filling in any online forms that require them to say what state they're from, you should tease them about that too.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#5
I used to actually say it how it is spelt, rather than Arkansaw.

*Facepalm*
Quote by kriscornella2@g
I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

Quote by civildp1
you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

Quote by вяaи∂ иєw
You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#6
Thats funny and all, but you quote thing, you know under your name made me throw up.

Thats ****ed up haha
Jackson JS30RR
Epiphone Flying-V, Goth Series
B.C Rich Warlock
Line 6 Half - Stack Combo