#1
This is to inform you that your email has won a consolation prize ofthe Microsoft Corporation EMAIL DRAW held in London 4th Febuary 2008. Youremail has won you 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great British Pounds). Please fillthe deatils below and your Ref#:BTD/968/08 and Batch #: 409978EFULL NAMENATIONALITYGENDERHOME/OFFICE ADDRESSTELEPHONEAGEOCCUPATIONForward your verification form, batch and reference numbers to MrMr Thomas Nicholas your claim agent with email below E-mail: thomasnicholas.claims@hotmail.comYours SincerelyMicrosoft Award Team


This appeared in my hotmail spam filter today. Anyone else get it sent to them?
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#2
MrMr ?

When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#3
Dude you totally shouldn't have posted that

I'm totally getting your one million now!

Take that sucker!


edit: but yeah...why do spam mails look like they're written by idiots?
#5
Quote by GiantRaven
Dude you totally shouldn't have posted that

I'm totally getting your one million now!

Take that sucker!


edit: but yeah...why do spam mails look like they're written by idiots?


Because they are written by idiots

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#7
Quote by GiantRaven
Dude you totally shouldn't have posted that

I'm totally getting your one million now!

Take that sucker!


edit: but yeah...why do spam mails look like they're written by idiots?


Written by idiots, for idiots.
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#9
Quote by GiantRaven

edit: but yeah...why do spam mails look like they're written by idiots?


I resent that, i'm no idiot MrMr.
#10
I don't get mails from Microsoft, only Nigerian royalty likes me that much
I'm too poor for an electric. Chuck Schuldiner is Dead. Pink Floyd broke up. 4chan has more members than UG. TyPiNG liKE THiS Is ThOUghT Of AS cOoL.

Shit Happens. A lot.


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#12
Bloody 5 year olds and their get rich quick schemes.
It's gonna be a blue day
#14
I always get them from god fearing women with dead rich husbands who are dying childless thinking they're talking to an american...or nigeirian royaltea
#15
I'd also like to point out that it was blocked by the spam filter of the company it was impersonating
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#17
Quote by GiantRaven
Dude you totally shouldn't have posted that

I'm totally getting your one million now!

Take that sucker!


edit: but yeah...why do spam mails look like they're written by idiots?

Do you really have to ask?
#18
Those pounds wont take you anywear, the nigerian royalties and free green cards are the ones that takes you somewere.
#21
I got a similar phone call from a very nice chap named George Agdoogdoodwengo.
He asked for my bank account dtails, saying that I had won £15 and I of course obliged.
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#23
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I got a similar phone call from a very nice chap named George Agdoogdoodwengo.
He asked for my bank account dtails, saying that I had won £15 and I of course obliged.




Whatever i do when i get one of those emails is sign the spammer up on as many spam sites as i can find.