Poll: Would you rather sleep with 9 year old or 90?
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View poll results: Would you rather sleep with 9 year old or 90?
90 - ewww
21 18%
9 - wrong
95 82%
Voters: 116.
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#1
Sleep with a 9 year old or a 90 year old?

People wanted a poll on this so here.

You wont get arrested, theres just the moral implications but getting head from a toothless woman must feel good.

Btw im not encouraging you to do it but it is a difficult choice.
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#2
9 year old. I'd do it voluntarily.
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#3
well iv seen granny porn and besides being really experienced dont you think they'd be a bit... crusty??
#4
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9 year old. I'd do it voluntarily.


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#6
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9 year old. I'd do it voluntarily.


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#7
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Have to be 90. At least then I won't be arrested.


It clearly says at the start that you won't get arrested.


So I voted 9.....
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#8
neither

but for the sake of the poll 9

*shudders*

i wonder what was going through your head when you decided to ask the pit
#9
Having done both I can safely say that I'd go back for another slice of the 90 y.o, those old gals can really suck co*k
#11
Quote by 666hamish666
neither

but for the sake of the poll 9

*shudders*

i wonder what was going through your head when you decided to ask the pit

Sitting with his sister and his gran?
#12
90 Year olds must be like sandpaper though.

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#13
I refuse to vote, because:
a) I would rather not have sex for my whole life if I had to choose between the above options.
b) I don't want to know what all the perverts here have voted for.
#16
This isnt even f.ucking funny. Grow f.ucking up.
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#17
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Dude...no. Just, no.

4chan is the place for this

valid point.
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#20
90 year olds - 5 votes
9 year olds - 28 votes.

You know, this really doesn't suprise me at all.
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#21
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The thread on this got closed for being sick and wrong.

What makes you think the poll will fare better?


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#22
.....90 year olds are like meat pies, youve got to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat

I have morals so i didnt vote on this
#24
Quote by gm jack
90 year olds - 5 votes
9 year olds - 28 votes.

You know, this really doesn't suprise me at all.

It surprised me a lot actually. I would have thought:
90 year old - 0
9 year old - 2342356372
#25
Quote by gm jack
90 year olds - 5 votes
9 year olds - 28 votes.

You know, this really doesn't suprise me at all.

It's probably due to the Pit consisting of average 14-year old males, who are just 5 years older then 9-year olds.


And I'm not going to vote. eew.

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#26
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#27
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#28
To catch a predator, guitar edition!

I sure hope not, because I voted
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#30
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Last one there wanks Barret off
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#33
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a 90-year old with the body of a 9 year old

*looks at user title*

You fail me

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#38
Quote by gallagher2006
Dude...no. Just, no.

4chan is the place for this


7chan is more likely, lol.
#39
The 90 year old. As long as you give me some lube.
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#40
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You fail me


That was a typo...

I meant a 6 year old with the body of a 3 year old
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