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#1
to start it off:

I was at a Wolfmother concert at the Palladium in Los Angeles and I got into a fistfight with this guy who was pulling me by the back of my sweater into the mosh pit. Andrew Stockdale stops the show in the middle of the song dimension and tells us to get out!

edit: Security came up then kicked us out.. this was 30 minutes into the show. Nice small venue too if any of you have ever been there. Its on the Sunset Strip
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#4
So what happened then?


Okey, so I've only been to one big concert, so nothing happened.


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#5
Some wang started puling my hair (back when it was below my shoulders) and pulling ridiculously hard.

It took some other stranger in the audience to beat the guys arm as hard as her could to get him off.

Another time I got booted in the face by a crowd surfer and it tore my skin and bled everywhere.
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to start it off:

I was at a Wolfmother concert at the Palladium in Los Angeles and I got into a fistfight with this guy who was pulling me by the back of my sweater into the mosh pit. Andrew Stockdale stops the show in the middle of the song dimension and tells us to get out!




You got owned by the band, that's awesome. Not even a bouncer or anything, but the singer/guitarist tells you to get out, brilliant.

The worst thing that's happened to me was a fight broke out and some nasty drink went flying through the air and covered my face. It really wasn't that bad, but I was sticky and smelly until the concert ended.
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#7
I was at a Children of Bodom concert and there were two pits.

There was the regular moshpit which took up the left and front as you're facing the stage. There was a hardcore pit further away from the pit and to the right. I was in between the two pits and I got spinkicked in the back of the head.
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Told off by a big-haired goon.


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#10
My friend David got stabbed in the hip at a Morbid Angel concert. Personally nothing too bad has happened to me; just the usual standing in the crowd trying to enjoy the band but getting kicked in the gut by some dickhead that doesn't smoke, drink, or have promiscuous sex, and thus is obligated to punish me if I don't see things the same way.
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#11
I got trampled in a mosh pit, fortunately some nice person helped me up. I never said thankyou so many times in my life
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#12
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Told off by a big-haired goon.


Isn't he awesome, though?
#13
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I was at a Children of Bodom concert and there were two pits.

There was the regular moshpit which took up the left and front as you're facing the stage. There was a hardcore pit further away from the pit and to the right. I was in between the two pits and I got spinkicked in the back of the head.



I know thill be wrong... But...

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I was at a Children of Bodom concert and there were two pits.

There was the regular moshpit which took up the left and front as you're facing the stage. There was a hardcore pit further away from the pit and to the right. I was in between the two pits and I got spinkicked in the back of the head.


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#15
not much really. i was at download when Anthrax played for the first time with joey in 13 years or something daft and got booted in the eye by a crowdsurfer, then lost my shoe and got my toes trodden on by everyone around me.

although i did get my shoe back...somehow it got passed back to me
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#16
I broke my leg in a mosh
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#18
Some girl was pushing me constantly at SP, digging her keys into my back, I was that close to turnning round and falcon-punching her. Say bye-bye to your ovaries, biatch.

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#19
Well I was at a concert, but it was Steps , I had to go though, I was only about 6 and my older sister used to adore them so that was a fun night
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#21
I saw the Dropkick Murphys once.

That was pretty bad!

Being serious, I once got elbowed in the stomach and threw up. Thankfully I got out of the crowd first.

One of my friends was stabbed with a hypodermic needle and contracted hepatitis at a gig, which was actually pretty worrying (I wasn't there though).
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#22
so this one time i'm in the city(NYC) and i drive 4 hours(one way) to hang out with a buddy and go see municipal waste, skeleton witch, toxic holocaust and the villians at club europa in Brooklyn, the Waste is headlining and during the first song i get up and stage dive, and then like a 30 seconds late two big bouncers come over and grab me by BOTH arms a drag me outta the club. i arguing along the way and when they throw me out(and i'm not a small guy i'm like 280lbs.) and tell me its against the rules to stage dive! i was like where the **** is the sign. and it literally was on a index card. those ****ers.


and no i didn't get kicked out cause i was a big guy stage diving. the clubs a bunch of fags.
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#23
I saw Creed.
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#25
During My first concert i got pulled into a mosh pit and ended up getting punched in the temple hard enough i passed out shortly after leaving the pit.
The concert was Three Days Grace and Breaking Benjamin in Tulsa Oklahoma last July Or August
#26
I saw Anal C*nt in Sacramento. That's the worst thing that has happened to me.


It was fun as hell though. The band was absolutely horrible, but Seth(the frontman) started throwing chairs at people and it was complete mayhem. By the end of the show there was glass all over the floor and broken pieces of wood everywhere. The people were fighting and Anal **** were banned from the venue.
#27
Nothing bad has happened to me but I do recall ozzfest 96, I don't recall who was on stage at the time but by boy Wes said he was going for the pit, I said "good luck", (we were 14) he came back about two minutes later, woozy, and his nose was cocked to the left at a 45 degree angle! We went and found his step brother, (whom was 22 and "incharge") He told Wes to "look at that!" When wes looked, his bro grabbed his nose and popped it back into place! OOh the blood!! I haven't missed an Ozzfest since!
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#28
Snapped my finger in half during an All that Remains pit. You can see it on the DVD hahaha.
Got in a fight during Norma Jean with some douche who was kickin kids around in the pit. Same during fucking All time Low at warped. It was the first band on the main stage, like 1130 am. This guy was drunk and started a moshpit, he was in his 20s or 30s and throwing around little kids. I grabbed him and told him to stop and he took a swing at me. I ducked, he hit the guy behind me, the two of the started fighting. The singer stopped the show and told the drunk guy to get the fuck out and asked if I was ok haha.
#30
Got my drink spiked when I saw Dragonforce in the barfly. Pretty funky

Can't remember who I saw this one time, but some Knobhead kicked me in the face crowdsurfing, taking my new, £450 Oakley glasses with them. Which were a 21st birthday present from my parents.
#31
you wore sunglasses to a gig. Idiot?
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#34
got my nose broken in a mosh pit. Friend of mine was beaten KO in the same pit
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#36
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I WAS joking you know? Hehe.
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I was at a Children of Bodom concert and there were two pits.

There was the regular moshpit which took up the left and front as you're facing the stage. There was a hardcore pit further away from the pit and to the right. I was in between the two pits and I got spinkicked in the back of the head.


Chuck Norris doesn't go to Children of Bodom concerts, Children of Bodom play only for Chuck Norris.
#38
Nothing yet...I'm gonna go see Megadeth on Monday with my bro and a friend so thats my first big concert that I'm going to.
#39
I was at a psychostick/Screaming mechanical brain concert and there was a pit...and my friend didnt' want to go in so I was like "YEAH IM GOING IN!" but in the end it was just a bunch of drunk guys pushing each other, not actually moshing. And out of nowhere this guy punches me in the face XD and he starts talking to me about how new york is better than florida.

And at just about any concert I went to with my mom, she has had beer spilled on her somehow.
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#40
Glasses got knocked off my face at Towers of london gig
Glasses got knocked off my face at The View gigs twice
Glasses got knocked off my face at Biffy Clyro gig

I don't wear my glasses to gigs anymore.
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