#1
I keep getting called gay (As a joke) but i suck at comebacks
Any ideas?

It's A girl btw


Or just any comebacks in paticular
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Last edited by Tomme at Mar 5, 2008,
#2
Your mom begs to differ.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#3
" . . . so what?"
"Are you coming on to me?"
"NO, I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"

EDIT: You can probably use those in succession too.
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#4
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#5
Your lips didnt get round eating Bannanas. or Your anus didn't get round from sh*ting. Always gets em'. lol, or find a condom on the ground er sumething and asked if he threw it up. Idk I can't really type out comebacks you just gotta pull stuff out of the air when your in that situation.
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#6
Quote by Tomme
I keep getting called gay (As a joke) but i suck at comebacks
Any ideas?


Or just any comebacks in paticular

call them a F**k*n blowjob.......just like russell peters said...there is not a single good comeback to that!!
#9
"Homophobe"

Follow it up with a rant on homophobia. Then slap them.
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#11
Or we too could just call you gay because you have no comebacks. Haha
You could say: " No YOUR a towel!"haha i dunno. It's really just something you have to pull out on the spot.

P.S. anyone need any up-doc? i have alot for free.
#12
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Your mom begs to differ.

Best so far...
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#14
"What, you want a kiss?"
"You didn't seem to mind last night."
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I'm thinking you've got a beard...

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Okay well I want whiter teeth... and I would like to know if rubbing sandpaper on your teeth is safe or not.
#15
Quote by Daniel_1988
Or we too could just call you gay because you have no comebacks. Haha
You could say: " No YOUR a towel!"haha i dunno. It's really just something you have to pull out on the spot.

P.S. anyone need any up-doc? i have alot for free.

Haha

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#16
Oh, she's a girl.
Pft.
"Let's go shopping together then."
"Yea, sorry about your boyfriend...I hope someone told you."
Originally posted by TheBaron
I'm thinking you've got a beard...

Originally posted by Thornography
Okay well I want whiter teeth... and I would like to know if rubbing sandpaper on your teeth is safe or not.
#20
Tell 'em you cut their mother's eyes out with a rusty razor blade and sold her blind ass as a sex slave to the Japanese mafia.
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#21
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"Yea, sorry about your boyfriend...I hope someone told you."


Win
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#26
Tell everyone she has a bucket fanny.
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#27
The best thing to do is wait until you're in a supermarket and then shout literally as loud as you can "I'VE TOLD YOU I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU UNLESS YOU WEAR A CONDOM!"

Works best if there's an old lady next to you and your mades a guy.
#32
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Girl: Your gay.

You: And your keeping it that way.


WIN!

/thread

*hands the_departed666 e-cookie for awesomeness*

Seriously, I'm gonna have to remember that one.
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#33
Raise your hand all limp and like slap at her and say with a lisp, "oh stop it".
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#34
Just break into her house and lick all her cutlery.
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#36
"I think your confusing me to somone who gives a ****"
"*Takes 20p out*... Heres 20p, go ring somone who cares"
#39
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man the pit is slow tonight!
The obv answer is: (assuming it hasn't been filterised)


The obvious answer is: it's filtered.
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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!