#1
Alright, here's the story. We're having a school concert tonight. I'm the guitarist for my school's jazz band. We usually try to make the concert interesting by doing little skits and other things of that nature. Well, I just got asked to perform the Hanukkah song for the crowd of people there, with my two friends. I guess I got asked because I've done this before, but not in front of nearly this many people. I'm pretty nervous, and I'm not sure if I should accept. It's very last minute. What should I do?
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#7
Sniff a whole bunch of markers.
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#9
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Say you will do it btu shred instead


Why did that ryhme?


It didn't..
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#10
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#11
I guess I'll do it. Sorry for sounding like a whiny little kid, but I'm not good at performing in front of lots of people.
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#12
Do it.
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#14
if your confident you can play the song, you can do it

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#15
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if your confident you can play the song, you can do it

I know I can play it, it's mostly the singing it I'm worried about. I've done it a few times before, and each has gone over fairly well, so I should be able to do it. I hope I don't choke up.
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#16
make a shred version!!!
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#18
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rape everyone

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#19
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#20
Why would you play that in March? That's like playing November Rain in January.
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#22
Shred it my friend. Just have fun. You are the gayest straight d00d ever, after all.
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#23
It's just a silly song. Nobody will care if you mess up
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#24
accept it, the liklihood is that u will play better on the night than u do normally, that's what happens for me with my trumpet
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#25
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Shred it my friend. Just have fun. You are the gayest straight d00d ever, after all.

Thanks vanilla bear!
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#26
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of course it did, shred and instead


That doesn't count, they were right next to each other

You could play a silly song, but instead
you could really show them how to shred.

That's more like it.
Who dat?