#1
First things first, this is a completely different question that can't be answered by the drug thread. Alright so I have 20 bucks in pocket, and looking to get messed up, not yet 21. I don't have access to pot (dammit) or any other street drug. So I need at home remedies, where better than the UG pit right? SO in a nutshell, an at home remedy for getting ****ed up?

Guidelines:
High can be at MAX 6 hours
Has to be generally safe (doesnt have to be completely)
I have to see 36 naked big boobed women while high on it (just kidding)

Any help is appreciated, Peace
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#2
Not going to happen.
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-Jimi Hendrix-

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#4
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Judging by your idiocy, I don't think you need to get ****ed up on household Items.


hahaha yeah dude dont do drugs
#6
cough syrup noob.
but make sure to kill yourself.
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



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#7
drink bleach...
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#8
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Judging by your idiocy, I don't think you need to get ****ed up on household Items.


seriously, if you dont want to help, then shut the f/uck up and dont post
Gear:
1980 Gibson SG Standard Cherry Red
Ibanez TM-71 Talman Artcore Semi-Hollow
2003 Tom Delonge Fender Strat Seafoam Green
Traynor YCV40
#10
Buy a pack of Red Bull or spend all your money on sugar cubes.
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#13
Actually, appropriate for the Drug Thread. Read up on nutmeg on Erowid, and if it sounds appealing, go buy some fresh ones.
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#14
theres always suicide
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#15
Drink some bleach. You'll see what dead people see.
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#16
Damn, you don't know where your suppliers are? Do you have friends who smoke? They probably know people who have weed. Trust me its not hard at all to get drugs.
#17
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LOL +1
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"My tone should be like me........FAT! "
#19
if you eat enough chocolate you can get a noticable buzz (you have to eat 46 pounds though)
#20
whipits...... inhale dustoff or spray whipped cream when its out of cream.....its just chemicals.......it can make you pass out if you take a big hit though, and drool a lot
#21
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#22
don't be a dick. it's always a good start. you'll see things in a whole new light
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#23
Look up CWE of codeine, go buy some cocodamol or paramol (dehydracodeine is more fun) and some coffee filters and follow the instructions. Just dont do it too often, opiate withdrawls aren't fun
#24
Quote by MrGuitar123
Damn, you don't know where your suppliers are? Do you have friends who smoke? They probably know people who have weed. Trust me its not hard at all to get drugs.


Well the town im nearest to has 3000 people and they set up nightly drug stings
Gear:
1980 Gibson SG Standard Cherry Red
Ibanez TM-71 Talman Artcore Semi-Hollow
2003 Tom Delonge Fender Strat Seafoam Green
Traynor YCV40