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We were playing Raining Blood on Expert, and I was about to win at the end by coming from a deficit at the solo (I taught myself to tap it), and one of my opponent's friends (mega douche) came up behind me, hit me on the back and made me lose my streak. Ultimately making me lose. I turned around and faced him.

"You little **** sucker"

"Easy pal, there's no need to be a sore loser, just accept that you lost."

"The only thing I'll accept is that you are an ugly piece of ****."

"You want to start something?" he said, as he grabbed my shoulder.

"Big mistake." I replied

I grabbed his wrist, twisting it past its breaking point, he shrieked in horror as the bones crunched in his hand. One of his friends got up behind me and grabbed me from behind, I backed up quick and smashed him into the TV. Dozens of glass shards pierced him in the back, he bled to death. My original opponent (Skyler) came charging towards me, colliding into me, it was ineffective against my steel pecs. I grabbed him by the neck and kneed him to the stomach, the contents of his peanut butter and jelly sandwich lunch were puked up onto the floor. The kid with the broken hand got back up, and used his hand as a club to slap me with, the loose fingers hit me a few times in the face. I pulled his arm and managed to rip his shoulder from the socket, when he cringed in pain I jammed my hand into his stomach, ripping out his large intestines. Using his large intestines, I strangled Skyler with the them until he got faint and fell into his own puke. He was moaning in pain. I said to him "you want to be the guitar hero? fine." as I slammed the Gibson SG onto the back of his neck, killing him instantly.

The teacher (25, blond, 38-22-35) was so impressed with my killing technique that she gave me her phone number, and we had violent sex on the desks.
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I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there; to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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is anyone else turned on?



Nay.
I know exactly what I think I'm doing.
#11
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I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there; to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

I was actually a little disappointed when I didn't see that at the end.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#13
dude thats a lie..... the teacher was 26 wasnt she
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Captainjack666
the lord of sexyness...
#17
dude....just awesome...i originally thought this was going to be something serious but hey i cant complain tis pretty damn funny
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...AND WHY IS MY MUSIC GONE BUT NOT MY PORN!

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Turns out there's no God.