#1
whats an easy and not very painful way to give yourself a nosebleed??
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#3
why would you wanna do that?

the least painful way i can think of is to pick your nose for 3 weeks straight so its dry as hell, and then sneeze a lot of times. other than that you could give yourself a swift punch in the nose. not so hard that it breaks but hard enough to get 'er bleedin a little
#5
massive amounts of coke
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why would you wanna do that?

the least painful way i can think of is to pick your nose for 3 weeks straight so its dry as hell, and then sneeze a lot of times. other than that you could give yourself a swift punch in the nose. not so hard that it breaks but hard enough to get 'er bleedin a little

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#9
much easier ways to get out of practice then a bloody nose.

fake sick, take some exlax
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OD on malaria vaccine, me and a friend gave ourselves mild malaria, but it kept us lifeless in bed (or in my case, on the floor) for 5 days
They come in pills, just take 3 days worth in one sitting and voila!
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#20
Hang upside and force all teh blood to your face
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#21
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+1

nothing will get you out of practice faster, plus its satisfying as hell.
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#23
Two pencils up there, then smash them against a desk. It won't hurt for long because they'll hit your brain pretty fast.

Why in hell's name would you want to give yourself a nose bleed?
#24
you could always just take an exacto knife or something, and nick the inner mucous layer in your nostril. probably wont hurt TOO bad, and there'll be lots of blood.

or why not just Glasgow kiss your coach. youll be off the team in a heartbeat.
#25
eat a banana and chug a can of sprite.


it wont make your nose bleed, but i hear it will cause you to violently vomit. should get you out of practice.
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#30
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whats an easy and not very painful way to give yourself a nosebleed??

stand upside-down for an hour then get rightside-up and hit your nose somewhat hard and blood will flow out
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#31
Rub you nose ALOT..rub it like youve never rubbed before, then go somewhere really cold and dry. That should do the trick
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#32
File your fingernail to a point then shove it up there really fast.
It's not painful

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#33
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OD on malaria vaccine, me and a friend gave ourselves mild malaria, but it kept us lifeless in bed (or in my case, on the floor) for 5 days
They come in pills, just take 3 days worth in one sitting and voila!
Make sure you do it with a clear run to the toilet to puke or **** though


Don't they give you extreme amounts of fever, and may kill you if you're not with a proper team of medics taking care of you?
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#36
anyone remember that dude that posted about jizzing in his girlfriends nose?

well yeah, have that dude jizz in your nose.