#3
Yeah, go downtown, and look for a place called the Police Station.


Greatest **** I ever buzzed on.
#4
No reputable dealer is going to post up on here 'OH YAH, COME TO SUCH AND SUCH AND ILL HOOK YOU UP' No self respecting buyer is going to tell some random person over the internet either.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#5
your gonna go to fourth and gains street
your gonna meet a guy, he will hand you a piece of paper
do not look him in the eye nor read the paper, you will walk away until you hit fifth street
you will then open the piece of paper
it will give you directions to a man named johnson
johnson will say one word to you
it will either be polar bear, or snowshoe
if he says snowshoe, you will then proceed to giovannis pizza parlour. a man will be in the corner reading the news paper, you will order a single slice of pepperonni pizza, the man will stand up to leave and when he bends over to tie his shoe you will reach into his pocket and pull out a paper bag
inside the paper bag will 100 dollars
you will pay the man working at the pizza parlour with all the money
he will tell you to meet him out back
and when you go out back hell sell you some shrooms
ok?
GO
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#8
Quote by COBHC6
your gonna go to fourth and gains street
your gonna meet a guy, he will hand you a piece of paper
do not look him in the eye nor read the paper, you will walk away until you hit fifth street
you will then open the piece of paper
it will give you directions to a man named johnson
johnson will say one word to you
it will either be polar bear, or snowshoe
if he says snowshoe, you will then proceed to giovannis pizza parlour. a man will be in the corner reading the news paper, you will order a single slice of pepperonni pizza, the man will stand up to leave and when he bends over to tie his shoe you will reach into his pocket and pull out a paper bag
inside the paper bag will 100 dollars
you will pay the man working at the pizza parlour with all the money
he will tell you to meet him out back
and when you go out back hell sell you some shrooms
ok?
GO


I feel like I'm playing an RPG
There's a place where a depth charge ignites.
#9
Quote by COBHC6
your gonna go to fourth and gains street
your gonna meet a guy, he will hand you a piece of paper
do not look him in the eye nor read the paper, you will walk away until you hit fifth street
you will then open the piece of paper
it will give you directions to a man named johnson
johnson will say one word to you
it will either be polar bear, or snowshoe
if he says snowshoe, you will then proceed to giovannis pizza parlour. a man will be in the corner reading the news paper, you will order a single slice of pepperonni pizza, the man will stand up to leave and when he bends over to tie his shoe you will reach into his pocket and pull out a paper bag
inside the paper bag will 100 dollars
you will pay the man working at the pizza parlour with all the money
he will tell you to meet him out back
and when you go out back hell sell you some shrooms
ok?
GO


I've done that. Except then I woke up.