#6
I'm a bass player, and I completely agree with that.

The fretboard slide does get the ladies.
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#7
for some reason the whole time i was reading that the only person i could think of was John Paul Jones. he just seems to embody that. especially the first 2. thats probably why hes such an amazing musician. he concentrates on what hes playing, not on trying to look cool. Bass players FTW. i feel better about myself for respecting what you guys do.
#8
haha

that was a lot funnier than I had expected
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#9
Not immensely funny

Plus how can you fault bass players when they do this




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#11
Mindless Self Indulgence FTW
WHY DON'T YOU CONSULT EROWID FIRST?
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#12
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Mindless Self Indulgence FTW




Ehhh I have more faith every day.

MSI ftw
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#14
XD That was amazing. ((I'm a bassist too, I have nothing against them)).
Also, I would absolutely go lesbian for Lyn-Z. >>
#15
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Also, I would absolutely go lesbian for Lyn-Z. >>


She is all kinds of awesome (:
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#16
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How? this was posted on THAT website an hour ago.

There's two types of bassists. The Gene Simmon's, John Entwistles, Geddy Lee's, and Geezer Butlers of the world.

and then there's the band's bitch.

(note: i in no way mean to imply gene simmons is "good" at base, as much as i love KISS, even I know that.)
#17
Went to a concert a few weeks ago.
One of the opening bands' (a local band, don't remember who they were) bass players did the slide up the fretboard like 10 times per song. it was kinda ridiculous. the rest of the time she was like a statue that just looked around with her eyes and played with a pick...which I still don't condone but I'll tolerate it.
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The end of the world

#20
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That's a load of crap and you know it




Apologise.


Now

...Please?
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#22
Lmfaooo


Pffft

But it'll be no fun when I'm sober.


Now, bizzotch aha
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#24


*is upset*

Meany
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#25
You know what happens when your bass player decides to get really damn crazy with stage movement? You get that asshole from Fall Out Boy.

Funny article, though.
The person below me is probably a homosexual.
#26
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Mindless Self Indulgence FTW

Never understood this band. Weird looking too but w/e. I find bassists are always the "grooviest" members of the band. I love playing bass, its extremely creative.
#27
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You know what happens when your bass player decides to get really damn crazy with stage movement? You get that asshole from Fall Out Boy.


*kick*

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Never understood this band. Weird looking too but w/e.


They're puuuurdy
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#29
I think one thing this article is missing is wandering backwards and forwards in vague time to the beat and the stand at the front of stage, blocking out the rhythm guitarist from view, like you're playing lead even though your part consists of 2 notes. Yeah, none of that is from personal experience at all.
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