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So today I started to think about my childhood and was trying to think what was my first memory, the oldest memory I have is me and trying to kick a can while trying to walk/run....what's yours?
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#2
mine is when our house was being built and i was trying to crawl up wooden stairs. i dont know why i remember that.
#4
i was a young lad and i was in my living room. and i could barely walk. and i walked over to this empty laundry basket flipped it over and was trapped inside of it.
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my memory is getting my first kiss album when i was five it was kiss i loved it hence my obsesion with rock and metal now
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#6
My mum dipping my dummy in her brew.

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My family were visiting our relatives in England, and I was asleep upstairs. I had a dream about a wolf biting my foot off and I woke up to find I had puked all over myself.

Either that or when I was with a bunch of other kids at some kind of daycare, and we were jumping off a chair. I thought I was so cool because I had just turned 4 or something.
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#8
my parents were fighting, and i crawled up onto the couch and reached for the light bulb in the lamp
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my earliest memory is when i was maybe 1 year old and my grandma was carrying me around the living room trying to get me to fall asleep cuz it was about 4:00AM. god only knows why i remember this, because its just a blank from this point up till about 4 years old.
#10
Me running across the street to my grandpa.

I also have memories of the beautiful mountains of my homeland, but they are vague.
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potty-training.

those were some dark days, my friends.
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my first memory is being sodomized by ronald mcdonald.
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mmm..leaving the day-care center I was in and crossing an avenue..

once my mom found out, I never saw that place again
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i'll have to think on this one tonight. saving this spot for tomorrow.
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I know its not the first, but I remember looking in the living room of my old house, and my mom was vacuuming. Why I remember it, who knows?

But the other day, I took out some home movies from when I was younger, and watching those brought back so many memories. I wish I was little again.
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When i was at my old house. i remembered eating quesadillas from taco bell when i was 3. the first food i ever remember eating and my first memory. fitting seeing as how i'm going to pursue culinary arts.
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Oh, ****, that's one of my earliest memories too, but I'm not sure it's the first... I think I remember playing with some bizarre Sesame Street ferris wheel thing.
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When I was 3 or 4, my first memory was me having a dream just looking at a house that I knew I used to live in.
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about 16 years ago (almost 2 years old) my family moved into my current house and we got 2 dogs as well. i remember seeing the dogs in a cardboard box on the way back to the house in the backseat of my parents' car.
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Hm.. The earliest thing I can remember is getting up one morning - must have been about 3 years old at the time - and putting both my legs into one leg of a pair of stockings, so I could flail about and pretend to be a mermaid. Then my babysitter came in and caught me, and smacked my bottom with a wooden spoon. Nasty bitch, I hated her.

Or, one day around the same age it was raining sporadically, and I kept going outside in my new yellow raincoat so I could get rained on, but whenever I went outside the rain would stop. I was so confused. And the cat was all wet.
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#28
When I was arond 2-4 years old, the only sure way to get me to take a nap was to take me for a drive.

I always fell asleep during a drive, then my parents carried me home to sleep.

I still get all sleepy in cars
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i was about 18 months old and my brother (who was about 4) and one of his friends were riding down the stairs on a big teddy (it was bigger than me). I tried it and fell down the stairs

I don't know if this is earlier or not, but i also let a tricycle roll down a hill at the cemetery and at the bottom it hit the kerb and I flew over tha handlebars and smashed my chin on the ground.. i still have the scar

For some reason i only remember things that hurt.
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#31
Lunch.

Which I just ate.



But seriously, probably when I dropped a brick on my foot. Don't ask

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me ****ting on the bathroom floor when i was 2 or 3 or 12
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#37
I must have been 1 or 2 years, i remember laying in the bed and there was a thunderstorm outside.

My next memory is years later.

EDIT: Its more like a vision of the past, than a memory though.
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#38
As for my first memory:
We'd go to this doctors office all the time, and I remember they had this huge shaggy dog that I was deathly afraid of. I was about 2.
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i remember calling chocolate milk "magikunk" dont ask me why i just did.

when i was about six my family would go to our camp a lot, but on the way there i would always want to listen to aerosmith's "nine lives" on cassette!

and when every penny i ever had went towards lego!
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