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When I was younger, naturally I was horny. So, I made a vag out of a tissue box and some toilet paper, which was placed inside to give it a better feel.

I also did the same thing with my couch and a soft blanket.

#2
that kind of engineering will take you far in life.
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When I was younger, naturally I was horny. So, I made a vag out of a tissue box and some toilet paper, which was placed inside to give it a better feel.

I also did the same thing with my couch and a soft blanket.



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#6
Psh, I hollow out bread rolls, warm them up and go at it.
But dude, your couch and blanket was just too far.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#7
thats classic stuff dude. no shame there! any guy who says he hasnt tried something like that is lying harder than the dick in his ass.
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that kind of engineering will take you far in life.


That was funnier than TS's post.

Plus, I agree.
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But dude, your couch and blanket was just too far.

Wait.. so not everyone banged their couch when they were little?
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Wait.. so not everyone banged their couch when they were little?


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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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That reminds me of this video of this guy who wrapped a small ish towel around a latex glove and folded the open side of the latex glove over the edges of the towel. Stick some moisturiser in there: insta-puss. I take no credit though...but I can give it good reviews haha.

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Psh, I hollow out bread rolls, warm them up and go at it.
But dude, your couch and blanket was just too far.


Having sex with a couch is a little less weird that warm bread. Curiousity killed the cat, but did you eat the bread when you were done?
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I just used my hand

Seriously, **** going to all that trouble.
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It's important for you to know, as long as we're confessing, that your tissue box cheated on you with me.
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Having sex with a couch is a little less weird that warm bread. Curiousity killed the cat, but did you eat the bread when you were done?


Of course, i'm not the type to let bread go to waste!
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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I just used my hand

Seriously, **** going to all that trouble.

You've obviously never pumped a melon
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My friends have done much worse things than you dude. Don't feel bad, were all horny little ****ers when were young.
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#23
I lost my virginity to a leather futon.

Pussy feels a lot better.
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At least your babysitter never found you "exploring" a barbie doll.
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At least your babysitter never found you "exploring" a barbie doll.



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Im glad I was not the only one who enjoyed having sex with the couch, or made creative pussy substitues.
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Because being 11-12, the standard hand can get a little boring. No, I do not have sex with a couch and box anymore. Im 22 now, just looking back on how dumb I was.
#29
I read my first playboy when I was 6, and watched my first porno when I was 11.

And even I don't do stuff like that Oo
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When I was younger, naturally I was horny. So, I made a vag out of a tissue box and some toilet paper, which was placed inside to give it a better feel.

I also did the same thing with my couch and a soft blanket.




I did the same thing
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thats classic stuff dude. no shame there! any guy who says he hasnt tried something like that is lying harder than the dick in his ass.


I haven't. Honestly.
No. Seriously.
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#33
i read the title and was hoping so much that the TS was a girl and she was talking about her shirt...

im let down...
and slightly distusted.

why did you feel the urge to tell everybody this??
#36
the microwave cucumber seems to be a good one i heard but it seems so ****ed up and wrong these thoughts never even enter my head.

but no, the real thing is actually better in this case, no matter what people think of to simulate it.


i feel weird postin about it.

ah well, too late...
#37
I once did that with a toilet roll tube, and a thin lining of toilet paper on the inside.

But it was absolutely pointless and unnecessarily painful, because my penis extended a long way out of the end, and the cardboard dug into my skin.
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#39
dude get a grapefruit... cut a hole in it n heat it up...


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I once did that with a toilet roll tube, and a thin lining of toilet paper on the inside.

But it was absolutely pointless and unnecessarily painful, because my penis extended a long way out of the end, and the cardboard dug into my skin.



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