Happy birthday. I got you a restraining order. Quit calling me.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.

u should go to a strip club or somethin tonight

oh, and i got you this axe

sorry bout the size
Going out for pizza. But the more expensive pizza; those places where the waiters have a hard time describing where they work as they're so posh.

"So, where do you work?"
"In a ... restaurant."
"What kind?"
"Italian ..."
"Oh, you mean a pizza place?"
"Don't shout it around, Charles."
Happy birthday!
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you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie

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it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.


I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.