#1
So the police in the town a little south of where i am just found a foot under a bridge, but cant figure out wether its a human or animal foot, so they're sendin it to a medical examiner to find out...

how can you not tell???

what are some stupid things your police forces have done?
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#3
Maybe it's a disfigured, burned foot? Have you seen it? I don't think you're in any kind of position to say whether it's stupid that they can't figure out what kind of foot it is.

But I like the police in my town, one of them goes off roading in his cruiser when he's bored.
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My local police are, in general, lazy ****ers who can't be arsed to deal with the real crimes. this is why statistically the rate of serious crime in hereford is pretty low, yet petty crimes are sky high in the statistics.
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cops found a body near my place under a bridge, that they suspect has been there for over six months.
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Maybe it's a disfigured, burned foot? Have you seen it? I don't think you're in any kind of position to say whether it's stupid that they can't figure out what kind of foot it is.

But I like the police in my town, one of them goes off roading in his cruiser when he's bored.

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our police just sit n drink cofee really.... oh and when ur speeding just a little they'll pull you over and give you a ticket, but piss on their face and it ain no thing but a chicken wing
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#10
They don't know if it's a foot?

Somebody give them a hand.
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My local police are, in general, lazy ****ers who can't be arsed to deal with the real crimes. this is why statistically the rate of serious crime in hereford is pretty low, yet petty crimes are sky high in the statistics.

What.. Do you live in Gotham or something, where the serious crimes are really bad?
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in my town they put cars with noone in it to scare you into being good
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in my town they put cars with noone in it to scare you into being good


Wouldnt that just give the criminals something to steal?
I know if i put empty cars in my town they would all be gone within the day.
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So the police in the town a little south of where i am just found a foot under a bridge, but cant figure out wether its a human or animal foot, so they're sendin it to a medical examiner to find out...

how can you not tell???

what are some stupid things your police forces have done?


Don't hate on the police. They do a good job.

And I bet the foot is decayed or something. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't go through the effort of sending it away if it wasn't beyond recognisable.

In conclusion, shutup.
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They don't know if it's a foot?

Somebody give them a hand.


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#19
imagine if they found a penis under the bridge. and they had to send a penis examiner to check if it was a human penis....

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#20
Our local police are assholes. We have like 3 guys, one of them is cool. One of them is a huge asshole who sits in his car and waits for people to go 60 in a 55, and the other one was in prison for raping a teenage girl.

In general, though, I've had good experience with cops. Small town cops tend to be jerk offs, though.
#21
One time wen i was walking through some small town, the local cops tried to **** about with me and the locked me up for nothing basically. But i managed to escape and get on a motocross bike and escape up into the woods/hills.

Anyway to cut a long story short i set loads of guerilla style traps and ****ed them up, but only killed one of them so they would be able to release a movie about it without the studio bosses pussying out.

Then i went back to 'nam for a bit
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One time wen i was walking through some small town, the local cops tried to **** about with me and the locked me up for nothing basically. But i managed to escape and get on a motocross bike and escape up into the woods/hills.

Anyway to cut a long story short i set loads of guerilla style traps and ****ed them up, but only killed one of them so they would be able to release a movie about it without the studio bosses pussying out.

Then i went back to 'nam for a bit


And to think.. I was starting to believe it. Riiiiiiiiight up until the motocross part.

The police around here to **** all.
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#23
my town has one of the lowest crime rates in the UK
that's because the police station closes after 7
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#24
The vast majority of police are good people doing real work who, if they seem to treat you unfairly, probably felt that you were being disrespectful and/or were overcome by the stress of their job.

People who just think "**** the police" are idiots. Yeah, there's a few bad cops just like there are a few bad teachers, bad lawyers and bad taffy pullers. But every police officer catches hell when one does something bad.

I've only had one bad experience with a cop who everyone does pretty much feel is an asshole in my town. The rest are nice guys doing their job and they're actually pretty friendly if you just show respect.

I live in a small town but I also go to college in queens and I had a good experience there too. I was walking back to campus from the subway station at midnight and I didn't know the right way so I wandered into a neighborhood, cops patrolling in an unmarked car stopped me, one was plainclothes and the other was in uniform. They though I was a drug dealer (a lot of people think that of me), they searched me for drugs and weapons and questioned me a little bit. They were very stern and obviously weren't going to take any **** but they didn't go overboard at all. When they were satisfied that I was just a student going back to campus they dropped the hardcore attitude, became friendly, gave me directions and say goodbye. I thanked them for doing their job.

And before anyone gets on their case for searching me (which some people do, with their "**** the police" attitude), it seems that I really do look like a drug dealer. I've had quite a few people come up to me and try to buy drugs.
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Shot a guy as he slammed his car into theirs on accident (Sean Bell), beat a man in a bathroom with a plunger (Abner Louima), and shot an unarmed man they thought looked like a serial rapist on the loose (Amadou Diallo). And those are just the high-profile cases of the last 10 years or so.

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The police in my town have never dun sumthing that wasnt stupid
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Heh... no experiences here... But my friend told me that the police needed 4 cars with about 3 men in each car just to confront his domestic worker who stole something from his mom.
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The police in my town have never dun sumthing that wasnt stupid


I'm not sure i really actually have police in my town.... see over here in england all police do is sit behind their desks at the station filling out mound upon mound of paper work.

I havent seen a policeman on foot patrolling in my town. Ever. I see about one police car a week as well but it's is usually parked with a speed camera.

Police F'king suck bad in england.

Oh and when i was a uni/sixth form college/skater phase i used to get searched for drugs all the time. But like the other poster above i did look like a stoner i guess.... people always came up to me in the bars and asked to buy some weed lol. Damn Kurt Cobain hair haha
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#30
our town has a population of around 7000 and we got 15 freaking cops anyways. they are all pretty cool guys and gals except one but we got rid of him after an intense city council meeting. they are all down to earth guys and i actually play slow pitch softball with them in the summer. They work some pretty shotty shifts and got mediocre pay if you are in their same situation you would be pissy at times too.
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#31
so they figured it out. a guy's taxidermist tied a bear paw to the grill on his truck as a prank and the guy decided he didnt want to look at it anymore, so he just ditched it...
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#33
well was it a severed foot?
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#35
Gave me a parking ticket today. Urgh. It was only like 10 dollars though and completely my fault.
#36
teh police r teh stupidz, lolzz!!!!11111
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