#1
im bored as **** and need a laugh, so i hereby announce a kind of competition.

Golliwog's are making a come back in to our societies but i have seen no pictures with captions on over the internet.

so, search for pictures, make your own (if you can) and add captions. i have a few pictures (not on this computer) that i will post up on here that you can use to add captions on.

heres a picture you can use:




urgh... Fail?
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#2
One of the teachers at my school told me to take off my 1930's golliwog badge 'cause it was racist. Pfft, what does she know.

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#8
It's not very good, but it should amuse you lot 'cause you're all f*cking thick...

Last edited by BrianApocalypse at Mar 6, 2008,
#9
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Golliwogs: Because owning a real black person is illegal.


haha Okay, I was wrong TS. This could get good
#10
ok, yeah, those things are racist as hell, they might as well be singing "mammy", this has to be a European thing, if they released this in America the NAACP would have a fit and some people would lose jobs, causing a wide spread panic..... We care too much about that here.
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#11
lol, i have some of these, they aren't racist really, just fun
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#15
at first i thought this was gonna be really gay, but then i read the:

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Golliwogs: Because owning a real black person is illegal


and that made my day
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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#16
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Okay



lmfao
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im gunna rape u

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Stay away you freak....I dont want you spreading your hideous crab population..




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#18
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Tell me this is a UG original.

Yep
I Just made it 10 minutes ago
#19
i say we build a temple in honor of dartmaster! it will be made of gold and will be supported by Golliwog-Pear shaped pillars!
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#23
Dartmaster, King Of The Win.
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#26
Dunno why, but when I saw that first pic, I immediately thought of shoop da whoop.
#27
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Okay


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#30
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Someone needs to replace the giraffes with Golliwoggs and the lighthouse with a guitar or something.


why dident i think of that!

maby ill edit it later
#32
Much as I hate the Pear, that is awesome. Congratulations sir, it is thanks to you that I respect a version of the Pear. (I still hate the original though, and the word "meme".)
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#34
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Oh man that LOL WUT is fuckin geniusss
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#37
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It's not very good, but it should amuse you lot 'cause you're all f*cking thick...



i just emptied my nose of gunk and snot onto my leg because of that.