#1
I just opened my KitKat wrapper to find a KitKat made purle of chocolate, no biscuit

Now, if you are familiar with this chocolate bar then you will know how addictive the chocolate is with the biscuit, so you will understand my elation after finding this miracle!


Anyone else found some interesting food 'accidents' which have turned out to make/break your day?
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#2
I got a pack of Starburst once and every single one was red. No joke, it was awesome.
#4
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I just opened my KitKat wrapper to find a KitKat made purle of chocolate, no biscuit

Now, if you are familiar with this chocolate bar then you will know how addictive the chocolate is with the biscuit, so you will understand my elation after finding this miracle!


Anyone else found some interesting food 'accidents' which have turned out to make/break your day?

That happened to my friend once ... he speaks of its awesomeness to this day, I love KitKAt too but Galaxy beats all
#5
it happend to me but with a kit kat chunky it was orgasmic
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#6
My Grandad once had a Kit Kat that had a load of metal in it
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#7
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I got a pack of Starburst once and every single one was red. No joke, it was awesome.
I dont know why but i laughed my butt off really hard after i read that.
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#8
My mom once had a KitKat which was all chocolate, and she saved it show us all when we got home

I once bought a packet of Revels only to find the chocolate had grown that nasty white stuff
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#9
Once I had a bag of M&M's, and then I discovered they were bombs, I died from the explosion, but was revived after the ...ok I lied.


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#11
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I once had a packet of maltesers without the chocolate on them.


Woah man, that must have sucked! So they were what, just balls of biscuit?
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wheres the sig button??

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#13
A guy I know once had fishsticks, but when he cut one open a fisheye fell out.

He also got a feather in a McNugget.
#15
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Woah man, that must have sucked! So they were what, just balls of biscuit?

Yeah.

Twas a sad day.

#17
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I once got a cheeto that perfectly resembled a penis.



You probably sucked on it didn't you?
#18
Had a gold bar with just chocolate, no biscuit. Best thing EVER. Solid bar of caramel flavoured chocolate. And one time I opened a can of strongbow, which was entirely empty... Lame.
#19
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And one time I opened a can of strongbow, which was entirely empty... Lame.


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#21
Ha too right I realised, the last can in the box was a dud! I was NOT impressed.
#22
I once bought a KitKat Chunky and itwas all chocolate made me scared of them for a long time dont no why.
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#23
first i saw the pure as purple, cause it is purle, i was getting hopeful of something rather druggy
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#24
I thought this was gonna be a thread about goodness gracious me

I've had one or two kit kats without biscuit in. It is a fun occasion.
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#25
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Great balls of fire!!!

Haha.
As I always say: "Rawr"
#26
I regularly used to get seven mini jaffa cakes in the packs of six.

If I got seven, it would be a good day


I got the kitkat-without-a-biscuit-inside-it as well.
The chocolate's actually really really nice.
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#27
a friend of mine had a roach in her soft taco at taco bell. It was on her lip and she was like, "This taste bad." The manager took it and still charged her for the drink.

IMPORTANT: If you ever have anything nasty in your food at a restaraunt, never ever let the manager get their hands on it. Call the police, and have them write a report. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THE MANAGER OR AN EMPLOYEE.
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#28
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I got a pack of Starburst once and every single one was red. No joke, it was awesome.


Dude you probably won a million dollars or something, but was too elated at having all red Starburst to notice. Actually, maybe that is better than a million dollars. Touche.
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#29
I had a bag of peanut M&Ms, and I found one that was a fusion of 4 others; It was a massive, golf ball sized fusion of pure magic.
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#30
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I had a bag of peanut M&Ms, and I found one that was a fusion of 4 others; It was a massive, golf ball sized fusion of pure magic.


My god. And you just ate it?

Do you realize what you've done?! *tears clothing*
We're only strays.
#31
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My god. And you just ate it?

Do you realize what you've done?! *tears clothing*


It all worked out in the end; My hair turned all blond and spiky, and I started shooting energy beams.
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#32
mars bar beats all, along with caramel cadbury or w/e it's called
But I do really like kitkats aswell
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#33
In a bag of Peanut M&M's, I found one M&M with not one, not two, not three, but one and a half peanuts in it! WTF?
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#34
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it happend to me but with a kit kat chunky it was orgasmic

Yea same! That was candy at it's most epic, I still dream of that to this day

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