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#1
i was thinking about this today in math.

In 9th grade this fat emo chick liked me and wanted me to go out with her. The nerve of her to think that i would actually like her. I mean that just kind of makes me question my sexiness.

Where does she get off to think a greek god like myself would go out with her. Kind pisses me off.

Anyone else agree?
#2
Quote by hairynutsack
i was thinking about this today in math.

In 9th grade this fat emo chick liked me and wanted me to go out with her. The nerve of her to think that i would actually like her. I mean that just kind of makes me question my sexiness.

Where does she get off to think a greek god like myself would go out with her. Kind pisses me off.

Anyone else agree?


#3
Where's Ohio_emo_kid?

I wanna hear the crusty vagina armpit girl story again.
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#5
Isn't that a bit conceited of you?
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#6
are u serious??

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#7
Just crush their hearts then get them to make you a sandwhich. duh
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#8
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Isn't that a bit conceited of you?



haha im just joking. I wasnt mean to the girl or anything. It just kind of makes me think why fat chicks think they can throw off the whole system.
#9
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Where's Ohio_emo_kid?

I wanna hear the crusty vagina armpit girl story again.


Elaborate please this story sounds delightfully disgusting
#10
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Just crush their hearts then get them to make you a sandwhich. duh

Fat girls eat sandwiches. You'd never receive your snack/meal.
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Just crush their hearts then get them to make you a sandwhich. duh

Good luck with the sandwich.
#12
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Fat girls eat sandwiches. You'd never receive your snack/meal.

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#13
Quote by renegade2031
Just crush their hearts then get them to make you a sandwhich. duh

He said FAT, FAT, when a fat girl is around, the cake REALLY is a lie.
#14
its just awkward

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#15
Actually, in a way, I get what you're saying.

Not so much that I'm insulted, you just kind of think, why them? Why not someone who's actually good-looking?

But then, it's always nice to be liked. Unless they're really creepy. Like this guy who likes my friend and keeps telling her he's in love with her and asked her on a date to tesco's (UK supermarket for those who don't know).
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#16
Yeah I get kinda annoyed when that kind of thing happens...
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#17
I don't get that luckily
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#18
Quote by hairynutsack
haha im just joking. I wasnt mean to the girl or anything. It just kind of makes me think why fat chicks think they can throw off the whole system.


someone enlighten me to this medieval feudal system of dating
#19
4chan...and his name is 'hairynutsack' could you expect much?
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#20
Any Hole's a Goal...

seriously though, it doesn't bug me, take it as a compliment, and stop being a superficial toe-rag
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#21
I get offended when ugly guys come up to me in a club from behind and start groping me and sticking their tongue in my ear, that's wrong. And I'm not making it up either, it's happened.

And when ugly guys like me I'm just like "No way in hell" in my head but I'm not mean to them or anything, they're people.
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#22
Quote by Maus24
Fat girls eat sandwiches. You'd never receive your snack/meal.


hahahahahahahahaha LOL


dude why are you so thrown off? she had some serious balls (maybe literally) to ask you out. i hope you didn't crush her.

keep in mind some fat chicks you know at school might have ok faces, then a few years down the track they lose the weight and become hot. just politely say 'no thank you, but thanks anyway'

silly teenager...
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#23
Can someone please elaborate on the Ohio_emo_kid story about the crusty vagina
armpit girl story again.

because I'm really in need of a laugh and it sounds like it will be awesome
#24
haha, yeah sorry to hear, that kind of **** happens to me all the time, it must be the long curly hair, but anyways, my chick, a ****ing hot babe, is all I need, just tell her how you feel about her,
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Quote by Chak
I get offended when ugly guys come up to me in a club from behind and start groping me and sticking their tongue in my ear, that's wrong. And I'm not making it up either, it's happened.

And when ugly guys like me I'm just like "No way in hell" in my head but I'm not mean to them or anything, they're people.


i know guys do that kind of thing to girls, and i've never understood why they don't get kicked in the balls for it. If i see a girl in a club, or anywhere for that matter i go up to them and say "hi, i'm tim"

usually it works better than try to hump their leg
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#29
Quote by the_departed666
...I have to go apologize for some leg humpings... are you sure women don't like that?!


if they're in to that....sure why not?

no generally most NORMAL girls much prefer it if you actually came up and spoke to their face with a smile. It also helps if you aren't disastrously drunk.


and SHOCK even this may not work!!!!!

so you can only wish them a nice night...and leave them ALONE!!


take some notes......
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#30
Quote by hairynutsack
i was thinking about this today in math.

In 9th grade this fat emo chick liked me and wanted me to go out with her. The nerve of her to think that i would actually like her. I mean that just kind of makes me question my sexiness.

Where does she get off to think a greek god like myself would go out with her. Kind pisses me off.

Anyone else agree?


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#31
Quote by hairynutsack
i was thinking about this today in math.

In 9th grade this fat emo chick liked me and wanted me to go out with her. The nerve of her to think that i would actually like her. I mean that just kind of makes me question my sexiness.

Where does she get off to think a greek god like myself would go out with her. Kind pisses me off.

Anyone else agree?




Quote by Chak
I get offended when ugly guys come up to me in a club from behind and start groping me and sticking their tongue in my ear, that's wrong. And I'm not making it up either, it's happened.





And I don't think I've had a fat chick like me. I attract a higher standard of woman.
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#32
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someone enlighten me to this medieval feudal system of dating



Actually, in medieval times, fat girls were what everyone wanted because that meant they were wealthy, and marrying them meant wealth for you!

.../history nerdiness.
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#33
Quote by hairynutsack
i was thinking about this today in math.

In 9th grade this fat emo chick liked me and wanted me to go out with her. The nerve of her to think that i would actually like her. I mean that just kind of makes me question my sexiness.

Where does she get off to think a greek god like myself would go out with her. Kind pisses me off.

Anyone else agree?

so fat chicks cant have crushes. it doesnt mean anything about your appearence, just her preference of people.
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#34
Fat chicks must be attracted to trolls. It is the order of nature.

That said, successful troll is successful.
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#35
Quote by the_departed666
...I have to go apologize for some leg humpings... are you sure women don't like that?!


If your objective is picking up sluts then the leg humping will work for you... but you'll probably get syphilis.
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#36
I try not to be mean to anyone when turning them down. I'm not a jackass.
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Where's Ohio_emo_kid?

I wanna hear the crusty vagina armpit girl story again.
The what?
#37
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I try not to be mean to anyone when turning them down. I'm not a jackass.The what?



I know it sounds like such a messed up but awesome story
#40
Quote by IlikeTheSKA
Where's Ohio_emo_kid?

I wanna hear the crusty vagina armpit girl story again.

Lol, that was so long ago, when i was but a n00b and yet i still remember.
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