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Yeah so the McDonalds down the street from my school had a bomb left out behind it and they had the bomb squad there and everything. I'm so glad it didn't blow.

Maybe someone's on a rampage to stop obesity?
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xD!!!!!


I can just picture the headlines of the local paper: "New age terrorists target our food supplies"
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I'm hoping you're so glad it didn't blow because you were concered about the lives of those inside, as opposed to the fate of a greasy hamburger.
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I'm hoping you're so glad it didn't blow because you were concered about the lives of those inside, as opposed to the fate of a greasy hamburger.


I'm definetly happy about lives not being lost because i know a lot of people who go there for lunch and I even do sometimes!
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"We could bomb the Lincoln Memorial, The White House, Statue of Liberty, The Pentagon... but hell, we know how to piss off America. To McDonalds!!"

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My life would become useless if someone blew up the local Mac.

Btw, I'm far from fat.
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whos he?

jamie oliver, english food chef, wants to destroy fast food with "pukka" dishes
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whos he?


a british chef, whos practically famous for hating mcdonalds and just fast-food in general,

basically the hitler of tasty treats,

it made me lol anyway ^^
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I live in Canada eh?
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i loled

its jamie oliver he had a big thing against unhealthy food for kids in britain if you dont know



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I live in Canada eh?


someone tried that **** here in my country?! whereabouts do you live?
i swear to god if this happened here in Toronto
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Yeah so the McDonalds down the street from my school had a bomb left out behind it and they had the bomb squad there and everything. I'm so glad it didn't blow.

Maybe someone's on a rampage to stop obesity?


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knowing Mcdonalds they'll just use this as a marketing opportunity and come out with the McBombald's burger. It's TNTasty
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I live in Canada eh?

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someone tried that **** here in my country?! whereabouts do you live?
i swear to god if this happened here in Toronto


In Hamilton bout an hour from Toronto. Someone a while ago from near where my cottage is tried to bomb the CN Tower
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a british chef, whos practically famous for hating mcdonalds and just fast-food in general,

basically the hitler of tasty treats,

it made me lol anyway ^^


No he's not anything like Hitler. He's one of the few people combatting the childhood obesity epidemic in Britain and actually accomplishing something. He got rid of unhealthy and generally disgusting meals from a large number of schools. And he was famous for being a chef before he was famous for doing all that.
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No he's not anything like Hitler. He's one of the few people combatting the childhood obesity epidemic in Britain and actually accomplishing something. He got rid of unhealthy and generally disgusting meals from a large number of schools. And he was famous for being a chef before he was famous for doing all that.


no, hes exactly like hitler, he thinks he is helpin the world and hates something so he is wiping it off the face of the earth, but everyone else thinks hes a tit.
therefore my good friend, he is JUST like hitler.
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no, hes exactly like hitler, he thinks he is helpin the world and hates something so he is wiping it off the face of the earth, but everyone else thinks hes a tit.
therefore my good friend, he is JUST like hitler.



except there was that 6 milllion dead thing that Hitler did, not like that was a big deal .

But really that chef dude man, kinda lame, enforcing his will upon other people
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No he's not anything like Hitler. He's one of the few people combatting the childhood obesity epidemic in Britain and actually accomplishing something. He got rid of unhealthy and generally disgusting meals from a large number of schools. And he was famous for being a chef before he was famous for doing all that.



....Your a Jamie Oliver Nazi?.......
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....Your a Jamie Oliver Nazi?.......




I don't like obesity. I think he did a good thing and people should stop ripping into him for it. Boo fucking hoo if you can't buy chocolate at school any more (he didn't wipe it off the face of the Earth, he made it un-purchase-able at schools). Bring a packed lunch. I used to hate school lunches, I would've rathered got the ones he made.
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haha

it was probably someone pissed off at one of the staff, but still
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I don't like obesity. I think he did a good thing and people should stop ripping into him for it. Boo fucking hoo if you can't buy chocolate at school any more (he didn't wipe it off the face of the Earth, he made it un-purchase-able at schools). Bring a packed lunch. I used to hate school lunches, I would've rathered got the ones he made.



I got thrown off by the fat dinnerladies. Im sure he wasnt really doing it for the kids, but so the kids dont have to look at them lard arses when they are about to eat.
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I got thrown off by the fat dinnerladies. Im sure he wasnt really doing it for the kids, but so the kids dont have to look at them lard arses when they are about to eat.




Either way, he still did something good.
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Either way, he still did something good.



......Maybe........i'm still cursed by those fat dinnerladies......i can't look at a chip without seeing the flab hanging over the counter and a deep voice saying 'Wan' a chip luv?' with drool running down her mouth........
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I don't like obesity. I think he did a good thing and people should stop ripping into him for it. Boo fucking hoo if you can't buy chocolate at school any more (he didn't wipe it off the face of the Earth, he made it un-purchase-able at schools). Bring a packed lunch. I used to hate school lunches, I would've rathered got the ones he made.


WTF? i take it your not in school?
because these new healthy foods taste of crap, not because theyre healthy, i likehealthy food, its becuase theyre crap. and theyre like 5 times the price of the old ones. and obesity isnt caused by one small meal a day on school days, its caused by retarded parents feeding their children crap.
yeh ok i agree that mcdonalds and burger king etc should be healthier, but come on, one small meal a day for half of the days in a year when u count holidays and weekends.
most kids get a healthy meal at home if their parents care about them.
i think all the funding gone into jamie olivers thing should be put into free sports clubs or enforced physical activity, not ripping people off and forcing kids to eat 'healthy'.

u havent thought about this have you?
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WTF? i take it your not in school?
because these new healthy foods taste of crap, not because theyre healthy, i likehealthy food, its becuase theyre crap. and theyre like 5 times the price of the old ones. and obesity isnt caused by one small meal a day on school days, its caused by retarded parents feeding their children crap.
yeh ok i agree that mcdonalds and burger king etc should be healthier, but come on, one small meal a day for half of the days in a year when u count holidays and weekends.
most kids get a healthy meal at home if their parents care about them.
i think all the funding gone into jamie olivers thing should be put into free sports clubs or enforced physical activity, not ripping people off and forcing kids to eat 'healthy'.

u havent thought about this have you?


Erm, yes I have. Even if you exercise of the fat, there's still other health problems which you can't just run off that come from unhealthy meals. Yes, parents don't help, but school lunches are a big factor. And I am in school, but I'm in a high school and I go out onto the high street to buy lunch.
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Erm, yes I have. Even if you exercise of the fat, there's still other health problems which you can't just run off that come from unhealthy meals. Yes, parents don't help, but school lunches are a big factor. And I am in school, but I'm in a high school and I go out onto the high street to buy lunch.


Just to bug Jamie Oliver i buy as much fatty shit as possible. Yet im still relatively thin. Anyone think his wife is pretty hot? Last time i saw her on a video i was like '.....nice'
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i dont think that school meals are a big part of it at all.
and i could have got a post of responsibility in my school so i can go out at lunch and buy food from the high street, but i missed the interview so they decided i wasnt responsible enough
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Just to bug Jamie Oliver i buy as much fatty shit as possible. Yet im still relatively thin.


I buy my fair share of unhealthy foods too actually. I used to eat healthily, now I eat according to how I know my metabolism works, but I still try and get a decent amount of healthy stuff in there.
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