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#1
Now I realise there's a lot of young'uns on this forum, but there has to be a fair few people capable of growing some nice manly face fuzz, so I propose a beard growing contest! Here's the rules:

1. Once we have enough people, shave clean on the first day of the contest and post a picture.
2. One month later, everyone posts a picture of their lovely facial hair.
3. The UG'er with the manliest beard wins!

Any takers?

Contestants:
1. Snakexe
2. SOADFanSince'98
3. The Leader
4. AUSTINZOR
5. americnidiot
6. wiliscool
7. Zardokk
8. strat335
9. Crutchy
10. newyorkdolls138
11. SeveralSpecies
12. dustinrhocks4
13. J.A.R.
14. metacarpi
15. StratPat

Also thanks to MacAdam we'll have a weekly "Beard of the Week" award, awarded on a week by week basis.

Due to popular demand there also will be age groups as follows:
16 and under
17 to 23
24+


NB:
Shave off is Saturday 8th March
So shave on or after that date, and post up your freshly shaven face for everyone to admire. Don't be a loser and cheat, there are far better things to cheat at in life than a beard growing contest.
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Last edited by Snakexe at Mar 7, 2008,
#2
Haha... this is the most stupid idea ever.

I'm not in. I look terrible with facial hair.
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#4
Ehh, I would but it takes longer than two weeks for mine to get even decently noticable, sadly.

Granted, I'm only 17 and I know it will start growing a lot faster with time, but I know I won't have nearly enough to make a difference.
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#5
I'll play, but I'm quite sure I won't win. My facial hair is still slightly patchy, and it takes far more than two weeks for it to look any good. How's about we make it a month?
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#6
Dammit you've missed the beginning of March Mustache Madness.

Wait until No Shave November.
#7
I am, but I've been growing one for a month.
and I don't have any clean shaven pics upclose.
I can say it's pretty bristly, not quite thick yet. I shave the stash though. I look horrible in moustaches.
Now, people think i'm like 21 (i'm 16 :P)
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#8
I could so totally win. I can grow a mane in two weeks.


But there's no way I'm growing a beard again. I'll keep my moustache, though.
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#9
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Can I do it with my pubes? They grow faster :\

If you want to post your pubes on UG, sure
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#13
i already have a beard..i win
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#14
You'd need longer than 2 weeks if you want more than beard stubble
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#15
haha this could be epic if loads of people sign up and post pics
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#16
i bet a female wins... this manly beard contest
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#17
Did someone say beard contest? I already shaved 4 days ago, but I can start over.

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#19
Ha, look at my profile picture, my beard is twice as long now as it was then. I'll put a new pic up sometime.
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#20
Seems like most people want more than 2 weeks, so I guess it shall have to be a month instead. I'll edit in people to the first post who are up for it!
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#21
Quote by Vinnie9
You'd need longer than 2 weeks if you want more than beard stubble

Not if you're a man.

I get grizzly in a week.
My style is impetuous.
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#22
I could do this, I can grow a decent beard in about two weeks and I just turned 16!
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#23
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Did someone say beard contest? I already shaved 4 days ago, but I can start over.


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#24
Quote by The Leader
Did someone say beard contest? I already shaved 4 days ago, but I can start over.



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#25
i'm in.... i'm 16, but i can get a shadow usually by night or morning and a somewhat decent beard
#26
I'd win but there's no way I'm shaving what I already have for the contest.
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#27
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I'd win but there's no way I'm shaving what I already have for the contest.

Aw go on, I have a lovely beard but I'm gunna shave it in the name of fun!
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#28
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EPIC BEARD IS EPIC!



Well, not the goatee, of course, but everything else around it is 4 days old.
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#29
why not have one contest 4 ppl growin a beard in 2 weeks and a contest with a month time limit?
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#30
Quote by MacAdam
why not have one contest 4 ppl growin a beard in 2 weeks and a contest with a month time limit?

We can post updates each week, and have a "Beard of the Week" award


Here's one of me a year and a half ago, to get y'all inspired
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#32
COUNT ME IN! As soon as I find my camera...

Edit: There should also be "Best Looking Beard" and "Gnarliest Looking Beard" awards at the end of the contest.
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#33
So what is the date set; Hereafter referred to as "The Shavening"?
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#34
Quote by The Leader
So what is the date set; Hereafter referred to as "The Shavening"?

I think if we can keep the thread bumped for until tomorrow evening, as UG is a global community and we want as much variety in our beards as we can, then we'll go from there. If we can get 10-15 people in it'll be much better.
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#35
bump!
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#36
Quote by MacAdam
bump!

Are you in the contest mate? Haven't stuck you in the list on the first post yet.
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#37
I would join in, but I suck at growing facial hair. I only get a few random hairs. I haven't gone a month without shaving in a long time, so I suppose I could try, but I won't have anything near a beard. Just a fit of random stubble. I do, however, know a dude who gets what takes most men months in just a few hours. He's the hairiest guy I've ever seen. He's only 17, too.
#38
Quote by Zardokk
I would join in, but I suck at growing facial hair. I only get a few random hairs. I haven't gone a month without shaving in a long time, so I suppose I could try, but I won't have anything near a beard. Just a fit of random stubble. I do, however, know a dude who gets what takes most men months in just a few hours. He's the hairiest guy I've ever seen. He's only 17, too.

Have a go bud, I've pencilled you in. You'd be surprised how much growth you can get in a month.
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#39
Only 15... will just get random stubble.
My friend and I have decided to go for Mad Moustache May since we missed March... it'll just look grebby though really.
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#40
I'm always tempted to see how long it would take me to grow a decent looking beard....but then I always end up shaving before a night out, because I look a lot better clean shaven than I do with only a week's worth of growth. So chances of me ever going a month without shaving look pretty slim!

Good luck to y'all though.
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