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#1
I'll start:

1. ****ed with a knife-Cannibal Corpse

There's gonna be a LOT of Cannibal Corpse, I can tell....
#2
I don't think any of these are strange, but here's some AWESOME song names that are strange to others:

I Cum Blood
Cannibal Gluttony
Necropedophile
Meat-Hook Sodomy
Sodomize the Goat
Stromberg Montreux
Schecter Hellraiser 7 String
Mesa Boogie "Son of Boogie" 100W Head
Mesa Boogie 112 Cab with a Celestion Vintage 30
Electro Harmonix Small Clone
Death By Audio Fuzz War

#3
*Points to Signature*

When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#4
7 Screaming Diz-Busters by Blue Oyster Cult
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#7
The Provide The Paint For The Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint On The Inside Of Your Eyelids - Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution.
#8
Quote by Td_Nights
*Points to Signature*



Ensiferum ftw!
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#9
"One White Duck -0^10 = Nothin"

Anyone who knows that without looking it up, well done. First one I thought of lol.
Genius may have its limitations; stupidity is not thus handicapped.
#10
Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get Out of My Bed by the locust
#11
Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One In the Presence of the Cresent Shaped Horns - Nile


The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland By the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa - Type O Negative.


#13
Preskool Prostitutes - GWAR
Quote by Beakwithteeth
What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#14
F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.
The Fall of Troy

The acronym means: F*** condoms premarital sex is the s*** Get em pregnant, Get em Pregnant, Get em Pregnant
Gear:
Guitars/ Basses:
PRS SE singlecut w/Tremolo
Epiphone Sg
Epiphone Thunderbird

Waiting in the wings:
Squier Strat mod
(soon to start)

Amps:
Line 6 Spider JAM
Peavey Max 115 bass amp
#16
Here's a couple bands with some odd names.

the tony danza tapdance
goat*****
alabama thunderpussy
Gear:

- Epiphone Les Paul Standard
- Saga LP Copy
- Godin Seagull Acoustic
- Roland Cube 60
- Fender G-Dec
- Jim Dunlop Crybaby
- Guitar Rig 2
#17
Quote by Bassmastajazzyj
F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.
The Fall of Troy

The acronym means: F*** condoms premarital sex is the s*** Get em pregnant, Get em Pregnant, Get em Pregnant

Is that seriously what it stands for? if so lol.

On the topic of weird song names, I-E-A-I-A-I-O by System of a Down
#18
Is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?- Chiodos
Gear:
Gibson Les Paul Studio in Alpine White w/Gold Hardware
Schecter Gryphon Limited Edition Flame top in Charcoal Burst
Line 6 Spider III 15
Boss DS-1 Distortion Pedal
#19
"If 6 Was 9"
"25 Or 6 To 4"
"S.W.L.A.B.R. (She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow)"

^I mean, seriously, what are you smoking and where can I get some?

Also, a good deal of Trivium's stuff.
#20
Baby, you make me wish I had three hands
Good Christians don't get jiggy with it till after marriage
Honey, I've Never Had Sex That wasn't awkward
Just Out of Curiosity, are your parents siblings
Before I die I'm gonna fuc K me a fish

all from See you next tuesday
#21
Earwax Halo Manufactured For the Champion in All of Us by the locust again
#22
Quote by Avenger wL
Is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?- Chiodos

Pretty much all chiodos songs have weird names.
Like "If I Cut My Hair, Hawaii Will Sink"
#24
System Of A Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song
Fear Factory - Big God/Raped Souls
Slipknot - Dogfish Rising
Sorcer - Symphonic Death Metal

Ibanez Iceman ICX220DX, Line 6 Spider III 150W, Roland E-09, Meinl Doumbek, Shure PG48, Rode NT1-A, Behringer Xenyx 502
#25
Here's the song listing to Bomb the Music Industry!'s Album Minus Band LP:

1. "Blow Your Brains Out On Live Television" - 0:45
2. "Does Your Face Hurt? No? 'Cause It's Killin' Me!!!" - 3:13
3. "It Ceases to Be 'Whining' If You're Still '****ting Blood'" - 2:20
4. "Big Plans Of Sleeping In" - 2:00 (Starts with a clip from "Shaun of the Dead")
5. "I'm A Panic Bomb, Baby!" - 2:15
6. "Sweet Home Cananada" - 4:28 (Starts with a clip of David Cross doing stand up)
7. "Funcoland vs. The Southern Electorate" - 0:50
8. "Ready... Set... No!!!" - 2:32
9. "I'm Too Cooooool for Music" - 2:19 (Starts with a clip from "Arrested Development")
10. "Pike St. - Park Slope (Harvey Danger cover)" - 3:27
11. "FRRRREEEEE BIIIIIIIRRRRD!!!!!!!!! FRRRRREEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDD!!!!" - 2:09
12. "Future 86" - 4:54
#26
In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious-Wormphlegm

Best song title ever right there.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#30
Most by FOB or Panic

My Vagina - NOfX
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#31
Almost every one of these, really.

Quote by Aphex Twin-
Disc one

1. "Jynweythek" – 2:14
2. "Vordhosbn" – 4:42
3. "Kladfvgbung Micshk" – 2:00
4. "Omgyjya-Switch7" – 4:46
5. "Strotha Tynhe" – 2:03
6. "Gwely Mernans" – 5:00
7. "Bbydhyonchord" – 2:21
8. "****/Ver10" – 5:17
9. "Avril 14th" – 1:55
10. "Mt Saint Michel + Saint Michaels Mount" – 8:02
11. "Gwarek2" – 6:38
12. "Orban Eq Trx 4" – 1:27
13. "Aussois" – 0:07
14. "Hy A Scullyas Lyf Adhagrow" – 2:09
15. "Kesson Daslef" – 1:18

Disc two

1. "54 Cymru Beats" – 5:59
2. "Btoum-Roumada" – 1:56
3. "Lornaderek" – 0:30
4. "QKThr" – 1:20
5. "Meltphace 6" – 6:14
6. "Bit 4" – 0:18
7. "Prep Gwarlek 3b" – 1:13
8. "Father" – 0:51
9. "Taking Control" – 7:08
10. "Petiatil Cx Htdui" – 2:05
11. "Ruglen Holon" – 1:45
12. "AFX237 v.7" – 4:15
13. "Ziggomatic 17" – 8:28
14. "Beskhu3epnm" – 1:58
15. "Nanou2" – 3:22
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#32
Crystal Beaches Never Turned me on (neon Blonde)

March On Electric Children!
Set Fire To The Face On Fire
Nausea Shreds Your Head
Street Wars/Exotic Foxholes
Peacock skeleton with crooked feathers
God Bless You Blood Thirsty Zeppelin (the blood brothers)
#34
Quote by tands
you guys have all failed to mention the ultimate, get ready here it comes

"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" (Waters) – 4:59 - Pink Floyd

TFW!?!?! You sir win.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#35
Quote by nick11link
I don't think any of these are strange, but here's some AWESOME song names that are strange to others:

I Cum Blood
Cannibal Gluttony
Necropedophile
Meat-Hook Sodomy
Sodomize the Goat


A few of my friends keep going on about being "Meat-Hook Sodomized". It really is hilarious. It's practically in our normal joke vocabulary. Much more tasteful than "your mom".
#36
I Cant believe no one has posted this but every song by Impaled Northern Moonforest, for those who don't know them here is a list.

Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiimtsath

Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisf

Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Allmightyness In The Woods At Midnight

Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse

Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemyous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis

Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain

Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar

Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North

Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortem

Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim And Frosbitten Necrobobsledders

Return Of The Necrowizard

Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath

Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat

There you go
#38
Quote by Flying Couch
"If 6 Was 9"
"S.W.L.A.B.R. (She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow)"


Two absoloutely great songs.
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#40
you will be reincarnated as an imperial attack spaceturtle - behold...the arctopus
i am dimitri karamazov and the world is my father - protest the hero
get me naked 2: electric boogaloo - minus the bear
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