#1
so right now, i'm in residence, in college, and theres a guy in the middle of the hall walking in tiny circles and speaking gibberish. i want to get rid of him so i can enjoy my music to its full potential. i already threw a cup i made out of sheet metal at him and he didn't stop. help?
#3
start a band with him
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#5
Throw cups at him, except these cups should have water in them. If that doesn't work chloroform(sp?) and dump his body somewhere far away.
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#6
run out of your room, throw a garbage bag over him, tie it up, drag him out into the parking lot and leave him there. and then sit and watch, or take bets on how long it will take before he stops struggling, and tries to find a more productive way to get out of the bag.
#7
bring him into your room and cut off each of his fingers, then toes, the arms, then legs and then give him a cup of water with out a straw! muhahahahahhaah
#8
1)retrieve tin cup
2)fill with water
3)boil water
4)throw tin cup again (only this time its full of boiling water )

p.s. for best results get as close as possible.
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bring him into your room and cut off each of his fingers, then toes, the arms, then legs and then give him a cup of water with out a straw! muhahahahahhaah


Stole my laugh... asshole.
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bring him into your room and cut off each of his fingers, then toes, the arms, then legs and then give him a cup of water with out a straw! muhahahahahhaah


That'd be terrible.. not being able to drink.
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#13
Pour syrup on him. Nobody likes having syrup poured on them (unless they have a pancake fetish).
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#15
do you have a mask, if so use it to run at him, find a paintball gun, you know the rest.
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start a band with him


hahaha i agree with this person^^^
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#20
no seriously try to scare him, turn off the lights then get close to him then get a firend to turn them back on and make sure your close and scare him or get a mask on for that extra.
#21
kick em in the shin
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#22
After glancing at your favorite artists selection, I have no choice but to suggest you get him to be louder.

..I'm only kidding.
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#23
just play the music man.wat can he do except leave?
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#24
beat him at his own game, run out like a murdurous madman screaming jibberish and flailing your arms, if that doesn't dtop him the man has nerves of steel.
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bring him into your room and cut off each of his fingers, then toes, the arms, then legs and then give him a cup of water with out a straw! muhahahahahhaah
dont do it! Dexter will **** you up!

buy drugs off him.
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#26
You could ask him what's wrong, and if he would mind not being so loud. Saves all the buisnes with Courts and Police and stuff.
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#27
I say hang 'im, and then draw and quarter him. Then stick 'im in a hessian bag and hang 'im from the nearest lamppost.
#28
1. take cup
2. **** in it
3. ???
4. Profit!


...wait, wrong scenario. sorry
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#29
**** in his chimney.
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#30
yeah.....if i were you..........um.............id hide...........cause hes crazy as hell and.........taunting crazy kids at school very often doesnt end well. (columbine, VT shooter, etc)
#31
Blast your music even louder... Blink 182 is annoying as hell.
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