#2
Drink a lot of water so you piss out the heat. I know it sounds stupid, but it works.
#5
Coughing= Sore throat?
I'm just about recovered from a cold I had a couple days ago.
Anyway, honey and vinegar mixed together actually works quite well when taken in spoon sized doses every few hours.
It is absolutely disgusting, but it works well.
#7
Masturbate.

Then afterwards I'd recommend hot lemon tea.
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#11
for the throat, stop blowing your daddy

just kiddin.....

but seriously, drink HOT apple cider... it's gross but it WORKS

either that or hot tea.

for coughing, inhaler and pleanty of water, tea, etc.

make sure you eat also... if ya don't eat you'll just feel even MORE like poop
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#12
mucinex D works really good. It will stop your sinuses fronm draining and it loosens up flem you have in your chest. The drainage is what irritates your throat so you have to make that stop. Regular Sudafed does the trick to.
#13
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mucinex D works really good. It will stop your sinuses fronm draining and it loosens up flem you have in your chest. The drainage is what irritates your throat so you have to make that stop. Regular Sudafed does the trick to.


DON'T listen to this guy.........

all that crap does is stuff your nose up like crazy when you cannot even breathe. I know drugs affect different people differently but when I took that crap it was horrible, i'd rather just blow my nose all day.
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#14
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DON'T listen to this guy.........

all that crap does is stuff your nose up like crazy when you cannot even breathe. I know drugs affect different people differently but when I took that crap it was horrible, i'd rather just blow my nose all day.

Uhhhhh sorry your wrong. This stuff works great for many many people that I know. My friend has worked in a pharmacy for 6 years and says that this stuff works best for MOST people. Maybe not you but most.
#15
your voice will neva be ready by tomorrow dude
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#16
A hot whiskey with honey and lemon,... helps you sweat it out and will help you sleep.

To clear nose and throat you need a spoon of Vics Vapour Rub in a bowl of boiling water and sit with your head under a towel. Shut your eyes though.

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#18
i've also had one for like 5 weeks now... going up and down. I try to drink as much tea as possible and I'll be heading into the sauna in a few minutes.
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