#1
Who would you be and why?

I choose you, Tony Jaa!



Because he is incredible and the penultimate battle scene in The Warrior King where he severs all the tendons with elephant bone is brilliant. Ong Baks final battle scene where he breaks an incredible amount of bones is especially cool.
#3
Ong Bak was a incredibly horrible movie, which I loved.

I would so be Steven Segal, that way I could have a fag ass pony tail and "act" with rappers.
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I would so be Steven Segal, that way I could have a fag ass pony tail and "act" with rappers.


God bless Segal, he's a keen guitar player, you can find his blues band videos out there somewhere.
#7
Maybe he's not a martial arts star, but Pat Morita (or Mr. Miyagi) is both wise and kicks ass.

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#10
Jet Li all the way,I mean c'mon, the only person they could find to fight him in "The One" was himself!
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#11
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Ray Parks is the name of the guy who played Darth Maul, right?

I'm too lazy to Wiki it, so if it isn't, I've just renamed him

Darth Maul, as awesome as he is, is not a martial arts star. He is a sith star. sith > karate guys.
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#12
Chuck Norris coz I could do anything and Anyone in the mother****ing universe!!!!!
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#13
For the sake of the thread, lets strip Chuck Norris of his powers so not everyone picks him
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For the sake of the thread, lets strip Chuck Norris of his powers so not everyone picks him

I just like how everyone forgets Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
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#17
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You're a brave man to try and strip Chuck of his powers!


I'm Tony Jaa i'll do anything I want. Chuck is no match for Muay Thai
#20
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Jet Li all the way,I mean c'mon, the only person they could find to fight him in "The One" was himself!


May Bruce Lee roll over in his mother ****ing grave. Bruce>Jets
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#21
I am changing mine to Steven Chow

Kung Fu hustle was the greatest kung fu movie ever.
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#25
When I saw this thread I thought Tony Jaa! I thought I was going to be original.

He's an amazing fighter, one of the best today.