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I asked to go to my friends house, (my friend is a girl, read my blog, youll get it), and the second I told her that my friend was a girl, she got really quiet and had this weird look on her face. It happens whenever I ask to go over there, and she always has some excuse as to why I cant go. WHY????? I know there are parents on UG, explain.

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#2
They're mad that you aren't gay.

And so am I
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#3
That's what she said...

ZING!

(On topic, she'll just be nervous you'll be getting off with her. Just act mature and stuff, cover it and say other people are going over etc. Might help).
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#8
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That's what she said...

ZING!

(On topic, she'll just be nervous you'll be getting off with her. Just act mature and stuff, cover it and say other people are going over etc. Might help).


I did tell her that. I told her that shes having some friends over, and that she wanted me to come over too.

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#10
Just tell her youve already porked her, then the damage is already done.

also tell her you used condoms, now she has nothing to worry about.

sorted.
#11
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They're mad that you aren't gay.

And so am I

I am mad he isn't gay too!

OP are you at least open for experimentation?
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#12
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And so am I


+1. Want you TS, want you bad.

but seriously, you can't figure it out? What do girls have.... or not have as the case may be, that guys do.... yes that's right, a vag.
#13
You just wanted to tell us you were going over a girls house, didn't you..

Well, in any case, you probably knew what she meant but yea it's because she has a vagina and you have a willie-wacker.
#14
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Doesn't want you alone with a girl. Was it that hard to figure out?


WHY though??

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#15
Wear a pink shirt then say to your mother in a camp voice, 'can I got to [insert name here]'s house, she's such a doll!'
#16
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I am mad he isn't gay too!

OP are you at least open for experimentation?



No.

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#17
moms get jeolous dude. your her little baby and now your getting a piece of ass. most moms are like that. tell her "mom dont worry i like men"
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Jump out with your wiener just hanging there and yell "Surprise!"
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#18
Quote by valennic
I asked to go to my friends house, (my friend is a girl, read my blog, youll get it), and the second I told her that my friend was a girl, she got really quiet and had this weird look on her face. It happens whenever I ask to go over there, and she always has some excuse as to why I cant go. WHY????? I know there are parents on UG, explain.



I believe that look is constipation
#19
Dude, Im scared of gay people. Why the f*** would I say that?
Besides, there have been girls over at MY house before.

EDIT^ lmao

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#20
She knows it's too late for you, if you haven't gotten laid by the time you're like, 12, then by default you're asexual. Go **** yourself, she'll see you're mature enough and might re-consider
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#21
Q.: What posts about its Mother on teh interwebz?

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#22
maybe she just doesn't like something about this girl. you can either just go anyway, and risk your mum being pissed at you, or you could actually TALK to your mother about it, ask her why she doesn't like you seeing this girl.
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#23
Maybe she already thinks you're gay and is under the impression you'll be at another man's house engaging in some kind of freaky Creamsicle sex.
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#24
Shes never met the girl. Though Im planning on asking her why she freaks out so bad.

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#25
Quote by valennic
Shes never met the girl. Though Im planning on asking her why she freaks out so bad.

Maybe because you're 12 and shouldn't be hanging out with girls for another couple years?
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#26
Im going to 15 in three months, Im NOT 12!

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#28
Quote by valennic
Shes never met the girl. Though Im planning on asking her why she freaks out so bad.


so instead of that being your first course of action you ask a guitar forum? wow....
don't you think the smartest, and most efficient i might add, thing to do would be to ask her about it?

how old are you by the way, if you are under 16 it is because she doesn't want you to nail the chick. If you are over 16, she still doesn't want you to nail the chick but your mom has too much control over you- and she doesn't trust you
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#29
I told her that the girls parents are going to be home, It calmed her down a bit.....oh, and im 14 right now. Shes almost 16.

EDIT: Im almost 15, in three months Ill be 15.

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Last edited by valennic at Mar 7, 2008,
#31
I dont' have a camera. Plus, whats that supposed to mean???

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#32
Quote by atc228
so instead of that being your first course of action you ask a guitar forum? wow....
don't you think the smartest, and most efficient i might add, thing to do would be to ask her about it?

how old are you by the way, if you are under 16 it is because she doesn't want you to nail the chick. If you are over 16, she still doesn't want you to nail the chick but your mom has too much control over you- and she doesn't trust you

His mom is **** blocking... what a bitch. And he asked the Pit because some of us might have offered him surprise sex (like me) instead of going to a girls house.
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I dont' have a camera. Plus, whats that supposed to mean???

Rule 32: You MUST have pictures to back up your statements. No exceptions.
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#33
I came to the Pit to ask a question. No surprise sex for me.

And I can TRY to get pictures.

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#34
demonikk, what does asexual mean? coz im a13 year old virgin and pissed now

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Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

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#35
I just checked your profile??

Your 18???

and you still ask your mammy can you go to your friends house?? and worst of all you still listen to your mammy when she says no???

Godd luck with life bud!!!
#36
Quote by HEXAGRAM66
I just checked your profile??

Your 18???

and you still ask your mammy can you go to your friends house?? and worst of all you still listen to your mammy when she says no???

Godd luck with life bud!!!

He admitted in the thread he was 14. So is lying about your age against the rules?
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#37
She's afraid you'll have sex with her and it will ruin you as her pure little boy

My advice? Ignore your mom, someday you'll move out and it won't matter anyway.
#38
You're mum sounds rather immature. May i ask; how old are you?


edit: Oh your 14. Hmm, ill have to agree with the above advice then; act mature around your mum, explain to her the situation if need be (i know it can be very awkward when talking to parents about this kind of stuff.)
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Thanks man.
#39
This is the problem with parent - child relationships. The parent tries to do what they think is right by the child. The child thinks it's not right because it may very well be all well and good. In turn the child lies to the parent in order to go do something that actually is ok. After a while the lying gets easier and easier all the way until the child is sneaking out at midnight to go work a truck-stop parking lot to make money to support their crack habit. I've seen it a million times. Good parenting yields evil children.
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Quote by valennic
I did tell her that. I told her that shes having some friends over, and that she wanted me to come over too.

That's what she said!

ZING!
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