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#2
Fall Out Boy - Emosong
Sounds like he sings "Use the search bar", after the chorus
#5
Quote by technicolour
Boat.Rudder.Strange.Mountain.

Best one ever.



haha, Trivium ftw!
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Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#6
"Groovejet (if this ain't love)" by Sopie Ellis Bexter sounds like she's singing

"Anal fisting love...why does it feel right, why does it feel right, why does it feel so good"!
Last edited by saphrax at Mar 7, 2008,
#8
Quote by technicolour
Boat.Rudder.Strange.Mountain.

Best one ever.

Exactly what I was thinking, in fact: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs
German sodomy!
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you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie


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Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
Last edited by avenged_7_fold at Mar 7, 2008,
#9
Here we are now, entertain us -> here we are now, in containers (NIRVANA)

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky -> 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. (JIMI)

That's me in the corner, Lets pee in the corner
That's me in the spotlight. -> Lets pee in the spotlight

I think I can go on forever


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#10
Quote by noxiosimitator
Here we are now, entertain us -> here we are now, in containers (NIRVANA)

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky -> 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. (JIMI)

That's me in the corner, Lets pee in the corner
That's me in the spotlight. -> Lets pee in the spotlight

I think I can go on forever



that one's pretty awesome, and teh "kiss this guy" lyrics is a classic
#12
Pest ridden jackals of the earth ---> Best made tacos of the earth
Baying of the hounds - Opeth
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#13
Quote by dr.rock666
your retarted, its "her finger and her thumb"


WOOOOOSH

/facepalm
#17
Quote by hendrixfanatic
There's a bathroom on the right <-> There's a bad moon on the rise (CCR)


I heard that a few months ago.....cant enjoy the song anymore, everytime i hear it i have to pee
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You could get $1000 custom made pickups hand wired with Eric Johnsons pubic hair, and they'd still sound pretty bad through a ****ty solid state practice amp.

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Really? I thought Frontmans where highly respected around here?!
#18
There's a lot of really funny misheard lyrics in Dream Theater and AFI songs. Too many to list.
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"Banging that head that doesn't bang!"


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All bow down for the mighty Holy Wars
#19
there used to be a commercial for a radio station around here that made fun o this...

my fave was the lil girl who thought the Beatles were saying

"Shes got a chicken to ride.. and its in my hair!"

"ticket to ride"
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It's just me and Doris here ;_;



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Poops is the chat MC - but here we know him as Early Cuyler.


Free Downloads, Yo!
#21
Hamster/a dentist/hard porn/Steven Seagal/Warrior/This Rifle/ In me, the fishmaster - Nightwish, Wishmaster.

AIELAAUDO, AILEAUDDO, JOIN THE LOTTO, AYE ROBOTO - Nirvana, Smells like teen spirit.
#22
Hold me closer Tony Danza
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#23
well there was Mario - Let me love you

here's the real text:

Your true beauty's description
Look so good that it hurts
You're a dime plus 99
And it's a shame

here's what I heard :

Your tribute is subscription
Look so good that it hurts
You're a dime plus 99
And it's a shake

( you know.. a milkshake for $1.09 )
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EWWWWW!!!!! Isn't a urethra another word for a female body part(vagina)??????? Perverted fishy.
#24
When I was little, there was this song "Blue" by Eiffel 65 and up until I was 14, I thought they said "I'm blue. I'm in need of a guy, i'm in need of a guy..".
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Word on the street is, this girl called axel i think it was, spent the night in a disused barn eating owls.
Quote by mulletman500
I like my women like I like my coffee... male.

Yeah, but I sing like an amputee though.
Why?
'Cause. Can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.
#25
Opeth- Ghost Reveries

"...weakness, Penetrating inner light"

I heard it as: "...wieners, penetrating in a line"

first time i heard that i was like
#26
Quote by AnarchyAxel
When I was little, there was this song "Blue" by Eiffel 65 and up until I was 14, I thought they said "I'm blue. I'm in need of a guy, i'm in need of a guy..".


wtf! they dont say this!!!! omg i have all these pictures...


i thought the offspring song ,self esteem, he says i took her back and made her deserve and i always thought it was made her dessert.


edit: big typo
#28
Symphony X - In The Dragon's Den

"An empty door's ass is on the floor" - "An empty door, ashes on the floor"
#29
I caught my mom singing Sad But True by Metallica, but instead of singing "Sad But True" she was singing "Sand Patrol".....that doesn't even sound the same does it?
8th member of Right-handed guitarists who are actually Left-handed group.

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Although when it comes to quality Metallica take a big steaming turd on the Spice Girls faces (and you know the ginger one is loving it)...
#32
Skillet (some christian band) in their song Rebirthing:

I come alive somehow-->I paralyze a cow
Call me Wes.
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#33
incubus has a song that says "what if i had a mushroom dipped cucumber tied to my leg" in one of their older songs...thought that was a good one
#34
that macy gray song that used to be on the radio all the time.

the lyric is 'my heart crumbles when you are not here'

but i ALWAYS hear 'I blow bubbles when you are not here.


also in Enter Sandman

'Dreams of wars, dreams of lies, dreams of dragons fire,
and of baked apple piiiiieeee'
i need to get a better signature.
#35
"I got me some bacon man"


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Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

This one had me for a while
#36
Quote by guitarnoobie
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"


+1
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#39
Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene:

I'm a little man
and I'm also emo, also into cats
also into cats!

There's loads of misheard lyrics for FOB.
Do or do not, there is no try. - Albus Dumbledore
#40
Comfterbly numb.. pink floyd

"There is no Hair, you are receading"

"and distant shit smoke, on the horizon"
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