#1
So, about last week, we had a substitute teacher in History of Theology (the most boring of all the classes I take) and for some reason I brought about 20 clothespins and stuck them all over a kids back during class. It was quite funny, although a bit retarded. Anyways, the point of this is, I need a new idea.
Clothespins are old news
Something bigger and better, hopefully not punishable by law
Something I can get away with during class
ideas?
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#2
Quit being a dick to others.
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#3
A stapler should do the trick
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Quit being a dick to others.


OK but now wtf am I going to do?
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#6
try to steal as much **** from the teachers desk as oss
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#7
mk take a yard stick and make your buddy look away while you push your thumb at a point on the yard stick and remember the measurement... then have your buddy turn back around and sniff the yardstick..... some people have a keen sense of smell and can point at the exact locattion were your fingure was pressed
#8
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So, about last week, we had a substitute teacher in History of Theology (the most boring of all the classes I take) and for some reason I brought about 20 clothespins and stuck them all over a kids back during class. It was quite funny, although a bit retarded. Anyways, the point of this is, I need a new idea.
Clothespins are old news
Something bigger and better, hopefully not punishable by law
Something I can get away with during class
ideas?

I'm all outta ideas then
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#9
make one a spitwad shooter. everyone at my school has em. all u need is a mechanical pencil, and a bic pen. they hurt like hell when you get shot with em, but when u shoot someone its hilarious...or this THIS IS THE BEST!!! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/421642/lip_balm_secret_missile/
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#10
fill a plastic bag with dog crap and water.close it and put it on a kids seat before he sits down
#13
Now that it's been established that I am an attention ***** and a dick.
I would like to thank you all. Even though I probably won't use any of these

Except the lip balm missile. That's classy
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Last edited by juniorfr3ak at Mar 7, 2008,
#14
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A stapler should do the trick


No, that hurts....some kid stapled my jacket to my arm during class once this year....
#16
Unplug the teachers mouse or something, mess with his computer and make him look like an idiot, that is what we do.
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fill a plastic bag with dog crap and water.dont close it and put it on a kids seat before he sits down



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fixed

close it and it pops and sprays.i mean a sandwich bag type deal
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