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#1
What do you think would happen?
Who would you want to meet first?
Would it benefit or ruin UG?
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#3
There'd be a lot of awkward silence, and then some 13 year olds would start blurting out 4chan memes and makd all the other 13 year olds burst into high pitched laughter.
I'm a communist. Really.
#4
it would be like one massive gang war, except it would be fought with extra pointy BC Riches, Jacksons, and one loser would be walking out there with the wangcaster (or is he the biggest WINNER of the lot?)
#5
i only "know" a couple people here. so i guess Warchest, id want him to teach me the Holy Wars solos because he owns at that, and bendystraw ( i first 'met' him at the GuitarWorld forums)
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#6
there'd be a massive jam session
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#7
Silly TS, I'm the only one on the website, everyone else are just words on my monitor
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#8
Quote by Raziel2p
There'd be a lot of awkward silence, and then some 13 year olds would start blurting out 4chan memes and makd all the other 13 year olds burst into high pitched laughter.




Yes, and someone would inevitably come dressed up as the lol wut pear.
#10
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Silly TS, I'm the only one on the website, everyone else are just words on my monitor

I knew I was only a figment of someone elses imagination...
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#15
If UG all met, the world would implode. It's also the only known way to kill Chuck Norris, Bear Grylls and Jack Bauer simultaneously.
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#16
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Yes, and someone would inevitably come dressed up as the lol wut pear.


They'd need to keep a tally of pats on the back versus punches in the face.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#17
Yeah, I'd be the long haired fat kid who has no life, but kicks assz0rz on pentatonic solos (I'm good at them, what can I say?).
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Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
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#18
we would blow out the city power cause we all plug up our amps. and there might be a fight between the emo people. punk. rap. and metal. thinking their music is the best. and i would meet people from my friends list. and i think it would ruin it cause we would see some guitarist/ass players who play the easiest songs cause the other ones are too difficult. yep.
blemonese of the Bass Militia, PM Nutter_101 to join
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Thanks for nothing
#20
Quote by Raziel2p
There'd be a lot of awkward silence, and then some 13 year olds would start blurting out 4chan memes and makd all the other 13 year olds burst into high pitched laughter.

then the majority of ppl above 16 would beat them into a corner.
#21
Quote by happytimeharry


Yes, and someone would inevitably come dressed up as the lol wut pear.


LMFAO haha
#22
I'd love that. That would be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#23
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They'd need to keep a tally of pats on the back versus punches in the face.

You could express it as a ratio!
#24
the world would explode if it were to ever happen since all of our awesomeness combined would be too much for everyone to handle.

the first thing i would do would be to get everyone to bring their amp and axe, plug in, crank to 10, and have everyone hit a E5 power chord that would shake the earth violently. Bassists hit the low e so they don't get left out
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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#25
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the world would explode if it were to ever happen since all of our awesomeness combined would be too much for everyone to handle.

the first thing i would do would be to get everyone to bring their amp and axe, plug in, crank to 10, and have everyone hit a E5 power chord that would shake the earth violently. Bassists hit the low e so they don't get left out

Im a F*cking bassist!!!!!
We shall slap the e note, not just play it.
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#26
Quote by grenade24
Im a F*cking bassist!!!!!
We shall slap the e note, not just play it.



yeah slap that e!
#28
i keep thinking it says "... meet in prison"
and i keep thinking "don't drop the soap!"
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#29
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Complete and utter sausage fest.

/thread
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you sir, Martinikiss7, should be president.



Jizz is where it is
#33
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there'd be a massive jam session

that would be awesome. then there would be chaos. lots of fu cking chaos.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#34
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Massive orgy


+1
We can only guffaw at all the humbug we are told about martyrs.
#36
That'd be pretty cool. We could invade a country! Just, you know, run in it's direction. STAMPEDE!


Also, I'd wanna meet aaron6890, as he shares my love of scene chicks.
#37
I'd sharpen the headstock of my B.C. Rich Warlock Bass, then probably impale a few certain UGers.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#39
Quote by happytimeharry


Yes, and someone would inevitably come dressed up as the lol wut pear.



One of the mods would make them leave.... :P
#40
If all of UG were to meet in person... This image comes to mind:

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I love you, Muphin. You have great taste in music.

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Muphin > You

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